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them's fightin' words

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.
Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.
Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.
I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.
by dilary huff May 14, 2008
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America's Got Talent

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.
Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?
by dilary huff August 30, 2007
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playguy

A magazine featuring naked gay men. The homosexual male equilivant to Playgirl.
Did you see that gay guy in Playguy?
by dilary huff December 11, 2005
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monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
by dilary huff October 5, 2007
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35007

A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down
A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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