dilary huff's definitions

all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.

Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

Philosophy major

An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.

I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.

by dilary huff July 27, 2010

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.

"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

them's fightin' words

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.

Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

America's Got Talent

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.

Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?

by dilary huff August 30, 2007