dilary huff's definitions

real world road rules challenge

A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.

Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

buttknocker

One of the dozens of slang terms used by Beavis and Butt-head. Buttknocker could refer to
a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.

Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)

by dilary huff April 24, 2008

35007

A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down

A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.

"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

by dilary huff December 28, 2005

all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.

Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS

by dilary huff August 20, 2007