dilary huff's definitions

you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

by dilary huff December 28, 2005

i drink your milkshake

In the closing scene of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day-Lewis says this to Paul Dano to show that he has defeated thee.

A line that would not nearly be as memorable if it weren't for its pitch-perfect delivery.

"As a sports metaphor? (“Let’s face it. The Celtics drank the Knicks’ milkshake last night.”) An amorphously obscene double entendre, hearkening back to its Kelis-ian roots? (“I’d like to drink your milkshake!”) Or maybe, in a nod to the godlike venom of its utterer, a taunt: “You best back down before I drink your milkshake, bitch.”
--nymag.com

by dilary huff February 5, 2008

torture porn

A term coined by various critics which discusses the current trend in horror Hollywood which consists of horror movies having no story whatsoever but gratuitous images of people having random body parts removed--from legs, heads to even penises (The last in Hostel 2). It's for those who don't remember the good old days where storytelling was key over visuals.

Guy: Want to rent Saw III or Hostel II?
Girl: I'm so sick of all this torture porn!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

them's fightin' words

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.

Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

35007

A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down

A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.

"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times

by dilary huff August 20, 2007