dilary huff's definitions

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

America's Got Talent

A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.

Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?

by dilary huff August 30, 2007

all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.

Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

Philosophy major

An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.

I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.

by dilary huff July 27, 2010

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

Buffcoat and Beaver

What Democratic California senator Ernest Hollings believed the title of Beavis and Butt-head was. It has since become an in-joke among fans of the series.

Mr. Anderson, neighbor of Beavis and Butt-head (Who was based off the same person who Mike Judge based Hank Hill off of), who can never remember Beavis and Butt-head's names, often refer to the two as Buffcoat and Beaver.

Ernest Hollings: (To Janet Reno) "We've got this...what is it...Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else. I haven't seen it, I don't watch it, but whatever it is, it was at 7, Buffcoat, and they put it on now at 10:30."

Mr. Anderson: (Referring to Beavis and Butt-head wearing thick-flame glasses to disguise themselves) Well, I can see you boys aren't like the usual hooligans that hang around here, like these two fellas, uh...Buffcoat and Beaver...boy, they've been nothing but trouble.

by dilary huff January 4, 2008

playguy

A magazine featuring naked gay men. The homosexual male equilivant to Playgirl.

Did you see that gay guy in Playguy?

by dilary huff December 11, 2005