dilary huff's definitions

all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.

Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

real world road rules challenge

A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.

Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

buttknocker

One of the dozens of slang terms used by Beavis and Butt-head. Buttknocker could refer to
a)A homosexual, as anal sex is the only form of intercourse for gay men, or
b)An erection in somebody's ass, referring to pulling out and then tapping and wiping the semen on said ass.

Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! I'm gonna play drums on your nads with my foot!
Butt-head: I'd like to see you try, buttknocker!
Beavis: Don't call me that, Butt-head! (Beavis kicks Butt-head in the testicles)

by dilary huff April 24, 2008

Philosophy major

An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.

I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.

by dilary huff July 27, 2010

i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.

"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.

I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.

by dilary huff May 14, 2008