dilary huff's definitions

Philosophy major

An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.

I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.

by dilary huff July 27, 2010

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

them's fightin' words

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.

Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

playguy

A magazine featuring naked gay men. The homosexual male equilivant to Playgirl.

Did you see that gay guy in Playguy?

by dilary huff December 11, 2005

a licky boom boom down

A phrase in white pseudoreggae rapper Snow's #1 hit song, Informer. It has no meaning whatsoever, but is known for being the only coherent line in the song.

Snow: Informer/You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame/A licky boom boom down

Guy #1 listening: What the hell did he just say?
Guy #2 listening: I don't know. All I heard was a licky boom boom down.

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

torture porn

A term coined by various critics which discusses the current trend in horror Hollywood which consists of horror movies having no story whatsoever but gratuitous images of people having random body parts removed--from legs, heads to even penises (The last in Hostel 2). It's for those who don't remember the good old days where storytelling was key over visuals.

Guy: Want to rent Saw III or Hostel II?
Girl: I'm so sick of all this torture porn!

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.

I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.

by dilary huff May 14, 2008