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torture porn

A term coined by various critics which discusses the current trend in horror Hollywood which consists of horror movies having no story whatsoever but gratuitous images of people having random body parts removed--from legs, heads to even penises (The last in Hostel 2). It's for those who don't remember the good old days where storytelling was key over visuals.
Guy: Want to rent Saw III or Hostel II?
Girl: I'm so sick of all this torture porn!
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.
I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.
by dilary huff May 14, 2008
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real world road rules challenge

A show that contradicts the "credibility" or "point" of The real World and Road Rules. The castmembers (Most of which are pushing 30, or even 40) from said shows, which were about young people finding their place in the world (Or some crap) with people from all walks of life, are invited to attempt to extend their 15 minutes of fame into an hour. They go to the challenges to get drunk, have sex, get naked and scream and punch other castmembers. And there's something about competing.
Oh God, MTV's flooding the airways with another lameass season of the real world road rules challenge.
by dilary huff August 12, 2007
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monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
by dilary huff October 5, 2007
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i know who killed me

That god-awful 2007 movie with Lindsay Lohan. She played a stripper with one leg and one arm. And she had a twin that her dad stole from his mom's fetus.

The movie came out after she was charged for DUI and cocaine possession, making her a bigging laughingstock than she already was. Quite a feat.
"In the gory psychological thriller “I Know Who Killed Me,” Ms. Lohan plays a wealthy college student who writes fiction, excels at the piano and refuses to sleep with her boyfriend...(and also plays) a stripper with a crackhead mom. No prizes for guessing which performance is more believable."
--Jeanette Catsoulis, New York Times
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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i drink your milkshake

In the closing scene of There Will Be Blood, Daniel Day-Lewis says this to Paul Dano to show that he has defeated thee.

A line that would not nearly be as memorable if it weren't for its pitch-perfect delivery.
"As a sports metaphor? (“Let’s face it. The Celtics drank the Knicks’ milkshake last night.”) An amorphously obscene double entendre, hearkening back to its Kelis-ian roots? (“I’d like to drink your milkshake!”) Or maybe, in a nod to the godlike venom of its utterer, a taunt: “You best back down before I drink your milkshake, bitch.”
--nymag.com
by dilary huff February 5, 2008
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all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.
Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS
by dilary huff August 20, 2007
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