dilary huff's definitions

Philosophy major

An undergraduate student who intends on finding no work once s/he graduates from college.

I'm a philosophy major who lights joints by setting my parents' money on fire.

by dilary huff July 27, 2010

35007

A calculator joke, similar to 55378008. Read as loose upside down

A prostitute visited troops in Iraq, and did each 5,000 member, plus the LT, seven times.
(5000+1)(7)=35007

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

all together

A common and stupid misspelling of "altogether".

All together = a group doing something at once.
Altogether = Entirely.

Him: All together, this was a good movie.
Her: IT'S ALTOGETHER DUMBASS

by dilary huff August 20, 2007

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is an actress who was on the American soap opera "All My Children." She was nominated for a Daytime Emmy 19 times, losing every time until she finally won in 1999.

In pop culture references, Susan Lucci is someone (or people) who is often in the running to win, yet consistently loses.

I've been up for student president every year, yet I never win! I'm sick of being the Susan Lucci of the school.

by dilary huff May 14, 2008

you're cool

A fake compliment said in a condescending tone of voice. A sarcastic comment that translates to you suck.

Loser: Oh no I just crashed my car
Jackass: YOU'RE COOL.

by dilary huff December 28, 2005

Buffcoat and Beaver

What Democratic California senator Ernest Hollings believed the title of Beavis and Butt-head was. It has since become an in-joke among fans of the series.

Mr. Anderson, neighbor of Beavis and Butt-head (Who was based off the same person who Mike Judge based Hank Hill off of), who can never remember Beavis and Butt-head's names, often refer to the two as Buffcoat and Beaver.

Ernest Hollings: (To Janet Reno) "We've got this...what is it...Buffcoat and Beaver or Beaver and something else. I haven't seen it, I don't watch it, but whatever it is, it was at 7, Buffcoat, and they put it on now at 10:30."

Mr. Anderson: (Referring to Beavis and Butt-head wearing thick-flame glasses to disguise themselves) Well, I can see you boys aren't like the usual hooligans that hang around here, like these two fellas, uh...Buffcoat and Beaver...boy, they've been nothing but trouble.

by dilary huff January 4, 2008