Luca

this man thinks of everything possible in the known universe. he also thinks that everything is connected to the sun
''Luca is to big a brain for the world to take in''
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mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

when you're supposed to be doing your homework or something productive and your bored.
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Kouce juice

A heavenly concoction composed of liberal amounts of bean sauce, and Kool-Aid. Known as Kouce juice' because it sends the person who drinks it a state of God behavior. Can also include fruit bits that have been soaked in bean sauce for several hours prior to drinking for maximum god power. Side effects from the juice are having a generally awesome time.
We were all completely having a generally awesome time with the God powers after having a trashcan full of Kouce juice.
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Presidential Debate

Two enraged grandpas argue on who should live in a mansion and how to play Monopoly in real life.
Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate? Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
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23

The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is...

1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
5. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
6. the most quoted Psalm in the bible ("The Lord is my shepherd..."
7. the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
8. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
9. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
10. one of the "Lost" numbers on the television show....also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
11. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
12. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
13. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
14. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
15. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
16. the number of letters in the Latin alphabet.
17. the number of the Illuminati.
18. the letter W in the English alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
19. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
20. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland's terms).
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shit ass

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French teachers

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
French teachers
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