des's definitions

DDawg

A mothafuckin PIMP. He is the crunkest, highest, dopest mothafuckin nerd on Urban Dictionary. Recognize.

I owe DDAWG money. DDAWG is going to pimp smack me and make me run trains with grandma hoes.

by Des October 11, 2004

McDonalds

a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds!!!

this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it):
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!

by Des July 14, 2003

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005

English

a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.

his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J

by des September 15, 2003

fo shizzel

it means like "for real?!"

Person1: Ay Yo I Just Got 20$
Friend: Fo Shizzle?! What you gunna buy?!

by Des August 19, 2003

Seky

Drop dead GORGEOUS!!!!!

Man, that guy over there is so dang seky!!!!

by Des March 27, 2005

Meh

It's a feeling that you get when your day sucks ass.

hey how ya doing buddy? Meh!

by Des November 22, 2003