des's definitions

McDonalds

a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds!!!

this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it):
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!

by Des July 14, 2003

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005

English

a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.

his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J

by des September 15, 2003

Seky

Drop dead GORGEOUS!!!!!

Man, that guy over there is so dang seky!!!!

by Des March 27, 2005

niggaphobia

(n.) the extensive fear of dark colored people.

Stephanie is afraid of black people, i think she has niggaphobia!

by des November 8, 2004

DDawg

A mothafuckin PIMP. He is the crunkest, highest, dopest mothafuckin nerd on Urban Dictionary. Recognize.

I owe DDAWG money. DDAWG is going to pimp smack me and make me run trains with grandma hoes.

by Des October 11, 2004

dick head

Desman mayne

Des is such a dick and he sucks cocks

by des March 13, 2003