8 definitions by dero-licked
George was packing darkies when he passed out on the couch and awoke with a franga hanging from his coight.
by dero-licked December 19, 2004
Jane's tongue lapped at Dave's gooch while she tentative tested the brown waters by slowly grouting his coight.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004
Although my love honey was as chunky as mum's beef hotpot when I spoofed, it thinned out from the heat of ass and started to trickle down her taint.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004
Dane dropped two gorillas on that high class hooker last month and it turns out that she was a tranny with siphilis - what a cack.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004
She had so much cheese on her taco that I had to use both hands to pull open her beef curtains, just so I could fiddle with her tongue punchbag.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004
Bob would have been more prepared for the ol' finger-up-the-coight trick if Sarah had given him a rim job first, or at least gone the grout.
by dero-licked December 17, 2004