4 definitions by derebeker

painapple

A much cooler version of the pineapple. Painapples will kick your mouth and digestive system's ass all the way down and through.

Painapples kick ass. I want a tattoo of a painapple just to show the world how much ass I kick.

by derebeker December 4, 2009

The act of getting ridiculously drunk, blacking out, and peeing in your friend's living room.

friend 1: *peeing on friend's bookcase in front of everyone*

Friend 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

Friend 1:"Do work." *continues to pee*

by derebeker October 10, 2009

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.

I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.

by derebeker May 14, 2011

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

by derebeker June 11, 2009