deplemisher's definitions

Vaginitis

1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy

My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

debauchery

1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty.

The debauchery was so hard core last night that I won't be able to get another erection for weeks.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

G-spot

1. The Grafenberg spot is an area on the anterior or front wall of the vagina, between the opening and the cervix, which is often found to be extremely sensitive to stimulation. It is hypothesized that the G-spot is either
1) a bundle of nerves coming from the clitoris, or
2) a gland or series of glands that produces lubrication. It is thought to be perhaps analagous to the prostate gland in men.

That bitch had a g-spot orgasm and sprayed her juice all over my face.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.

John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

belligerence

A hostile or warlike attitude, nature, or inclination; belligerency

Drinking too much Everclear often leads to belligerence.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Mardi Gras

1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'

I do not remember Mardi Gras.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

deplemish

1. to destroy with cunning wit

coined by 'Wompy' Clark Stillwell in NC, summer of 2001

Do not even attempt to respond; you have been officially deplemished.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003