deplemisher's definitions

nerraw

1. Commonly used to indicate a 'higher level of confusion'
2. Inexplicable disorder which occurs in adolescents, some blame it on the humidity.

As dumb as a nerraw

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

dry ice

1. Frozen Carbon Dioxide (CO2)
2. Officially NOT a component of an explosive

Those kids mixed dry ice and water, we'll throw them in jail and slap three felony charges on them after we get another donut.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

incarcerate

The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail

I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Mardi Gras

1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'

I do not remember Mardi Gras.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

belligerence

A hostile or warlike attitude, nature, or inclination; belligerency

Drinking too much Everclear often leads to belligerence.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

debauchery

1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty.

The debauchery was so hard core last night that I won't be able to get another erection for weeks.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003