deplemisher's definitions

katrina

One for the books, this category 5 hurricane has shredded the gulf coast, ranking 4th strongest storm in the US's recorded history with sustained winds rushing beyond 175 mph.

Katrina swallowed my house last night.

by deplemisher September 20, 2005

prick

1. a penis
2. derogatory term used to sum up the existance of a worthless asshole

That prick stole my girlfriend.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

that bitch

1. Intended to proceed to first name of a comrade, this term sums up the worthlessness earned by an individual after expectations have been broken.

I can't believe that bitch Rob didn't wake me up to go offroading with him.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Mardi Gras

1. translates from fremch "Fat Tuesday"
2. The ultimate celebration of belligerence and debauchery.
3. An opportunity to suck down a famous hand grenade and let the town capture you in its fanstasy and awe.
4. An opportunity to let your girlfriend suck down a hand grenade and show the town her 'awe'

I do not remember Mardi Gras.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Vaginitis

1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy

My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

deplemish

1. to destroy with cunning wit

coined by 'Wompy' Clark Stillwell in NC, summer of 2001

Do not even attempt to respond; you have been officially deplemished.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

coitus

1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream

Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003