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Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006

tops

At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than

I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.

by Dennis July 24, 2006

douche bag

synonym to being a great asshole

Cristina Dobrynina is such a Douche Bag andwill remain the one forever

by Dennis April 10, 2005

macmaster

One Major Pimp Daddy.
The "Macmaster"

I wish I had skills like the Macmaster.

by Dennis April 17, 2005

Pudding pop

When one gives anal sex to another person, and pulls out his penis to find it covered in a significant amount of fecal matter from the receiving person."

"I fucked him in his sweet sexy ass but pulled out a pudding pop."

by Dennis April 20, 2005

Ship Ji

When You are walking behind a girl and you poke two fingers up her ass as you walk by.

Origionaly a Word from the Korean Language

With full determination I ran by and did a Shit Ji to Katie.

by Dennis April 22, 2005

for one thing

For a particular example

For one thing, the air was damp and chilly, and there was no sun.

For one thing, you must work harder.

by Dennis April 22, 2005