2 definitions by definitelynotarapist
1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.
2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.
1. I know where your porno tapes are.
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!
2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!
by definitelynotarapist August 7, 2017
The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
by definitelynotarapist August 7, 2017