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croakjob

When you rub a frog on your genitals in a sexual way, sometimes penetrating it. Basically it's when you're having sex with a frog.
Man, I'm so horny I could go for a great croakjob right now!
by deepspace10 September 11, 2011
mugGet the croakjobmug.

scrabbit

When you see a critter that looks like it could either be a squirrel or a rabbit and you're not quite sure at first glance
Camping we saw our first Scrabbit. Interesting lil fellow.
by deepspace10 January 13, 2022
mugGet the scrabbitmug.

self-exclusion

This is a means to help an addict recover from a gaming addiction by not allowing him or her to gamble. With self-exclusion, an addict is provided with a way to quit gambling that does not require self-control.
This usually applies to gambling though can be meant for related areas, such as self-exclusion from internet gaming.
by deepspace10 February 11, 2008
mugGet the self-exclusionmug.

closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
mugGet the closet hogmug.

tonsil tickler

A circumcised man doesn't have foreskin on his tonsil tickler.
by deepspace10 July 2, 2020
mugGet the tonsil ticklermug.

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
mugGet the whack offmug.

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
by deepspace10 December 14, 2012
mugGet the scatter techniquemug.

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