deepspace10's definitions

chilly mo

Nickname for "child molester". Refers to anyone convicted of or guilty of any child molestation or rape. Can be used as a broad term to refer to anyone guilty of any sexually-related acts involving a minor.

Mark: Hey John, does Chilly Mo come in at 4 today?
John: Nah, he's got the day off. Probably hanging out at some playground with his camera.

by deepspace10 May 5, 2018

redneck wrench

Another term for a pair of plyers, called this because it is a multi-purpose tool, including a wrench, for people who are either broke or don't have the right tools handy.

I don't have a real wrench, but you can use my redneck wrench.

by deepspace10 April 2, 2023

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012

whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo

For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."

by deepspace10 November 21, 2011

closet hog

A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.

Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.

by deepspace10 November 30, 2010

tonsil tickler

a penis

A circumcised man doesn't have foreskin on his tonsil tickler.

by deepspace10 July 2, 2020

pedowood

Portmanteau of "Hollywood" and "pedophile", implying Hollywood is notorious for pedophilia, "Hollywood" referring more-so the notorious American movie industry and the elites associated with it, and not so much the city in Los Angeles County.

Person A: Did you hear about the sexual assault accusations against insert actor's name here?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?

by deepspace10 July 2, 2020