deepspace10's definitions
A fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
by deepspace10 November 30, 2010
Get the closet hogmug. by deepspace10 July 2, 2020
Get the tonsil ticklermug. Can mean one of two things:
1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."
For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
Get the whack offmug. It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
by deepspace10 June 30, 2019
Get the Rectal Russian Roulettemug. When you rub a frog on your genitals in a sexual way, sometimes penetrating it. Basically it's when you're having sex with a frog.
by deepspace10 September 11, 2011
Get the croakjobmug. Portmanteau of "Hollywood" and "pedophile", implying Hollywood is notorious for pedophilia, "Hollywood" referring more-so the notorious American movie industry and the elites associated with it, and not so much the city in Los Angeles County.
Person A: Did you hear about the sexual assault accusations against insert actor's name here?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?
Person B: Who cares about pedowood?
by deepspace10 July 2, 2020
Get the pedowoodmug. phrase used in the Navy, usually on a ship or submarine, said by one shipmate to tell other shipmate(s) to stand aside (and make a "hole") as they are in a legitimate hurry, such as when a shipmate is injured and is hurrying to medical
by deepspace10 August 4, 2013
Get the make a holemug.