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A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
by deepspace10 December 14, 2012
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Barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night I saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. She's a closet hog.
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1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."
For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
Get the whack off mug.It's like Russian Roulette, except instead of putting the gun to your head each turn, you stick it up your rectum. Due to the potential of STD transfer, a fresh condom can be put on the gun each turn.
Mobster #1: You ever see two guys hate each other so much that they decide to solve their problems with a game of Russian Roulette?
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
Mobster #2: Ah, that ain't nothin'. If two guys really hate each other, they'll want the other to shoot himself up the butt in a game of Rectal Russian Roulette!
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Get the Rectal Russian Roulette mug.A false truth is something believed by many people to be true but is not. It is usually something that cannot be backed up with hard evidence.
Many people in countries governed by Islamic law share a common false truth that women are not as mentally capable as men.
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