deenie's definitions

olsen twins

they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.

watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.

by deenie June 16, 2004

secret identity

when ur a super hero, or an evil villain and u must pretend u are part of the real world for some odd reason.. i dunno maybe so we as people can relate to part of the story line. and it's exciting to watch them almost get figured out.

i personally don't understand the reason for secret identities besides making a story exciting. in reality if this person was a super hero, why would he/she have to pretend for a while he/she was a regular person?

by deenie July 4, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

that friggin car mr garison invented thats like 3 dicks.. south park is silly!

informer me snow come from jamaica licka boom bom dooo

by deenie July 8, 2004

it's your birthday

an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"

you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!

by deenie June 17, 2004

pricey

when u wanna get something at the mall and its like 45094436 billion dollars. so u go home and say "dad.. theres a bathing suit i want, can i get it?"
"sure sweety"
"umm dad, it's a little pricey."
"ahh no problem"

read above.

by deenie June 16, 2004

crack

crack is a drug people smoke and turn into crazy assholes. crackheads will do anything for crack, money and more crack!

you know you're lame when you smoke crack

theres crackheads alll over! if u wanna see some real crazy ones just ride the subway in manhattan.

by deenie January 5, 2007

50 facts about fun dip

1. fun dip tastes great
2. fun dip is basically a pure sugar stick thingy picking up more pure sugar invention thingy majig
3. the ice cream man sells fun dip

fun dip is sooooooo awesome it's gonna be the main corse at my aunts wedding tomorrow!!

by deenie July 11, 2004