deefine's definitions

fashion oxymoron

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together

I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.

How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.

by deefine October 3, 2010

in"f"able

Something that is so simple, it's virtually impossible to "f" up

Guy 1: " I can't believe you trust Kevin to get your mail while you're gone"

Guy 2: " Well, he does live next door, and grabbing the mail is in"f"able so it'll be alright"

by deefine October 18, 2010