declanisromped's definitions

scrim rad

someone who is generally a bit sneaky; a snitch, snake, filthy cunt
this person will most likely ditch you at a shit party, steal your drugs and/or alcohol, sweet talk your girlfriend or hog the joint
can be applied in jest to mates

"Oi D'arcy left the band cos we were too heavy for him and then he went on our myspace and fucked it all up and deleted our songs and told hot girls we were gay... what a filthy fucking scrim rad!"

"Hey quit snaking the cone piece you scrim rad"

by declanisromped April 22, 2008

punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins

dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

you now

1. A dismissive and sometimes aggressive response to an insult, order, question, or statement. Used, to my knowledge, mainly in Central Australia. Literally means "how about you?" or "it is, in fact, you" or "how about questioning yourself instead of me, my friend, my girlfriend, my parents etc?"

2.Can also express amazement, excitement, or disbelief at an individual.

3. Can be used to aknowledge a person's presence. (often spoken very quickly)

4. Recently replaced(sometimes) with the soulja boy lyric: "YOOOUUUUUU!!!!" - accompanied with an index finger pointed at the intended person

1. "Dude you're a complete and utter fuckwit. What did you steal Sean's bottle of vodka for?" response: "You now".

2. "Hey mate I just won 4 Million dollars in the lottery!" response: "You Now!!"

3. Walkng into a party: "You now tim, you now grace, you now lachy etc."

4. "Oi man, give us a drag of your durrie" response: "YOOOUUU!!!" a la soldier boy crank that

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

FTC

Acronym for Fake Tan City - the name given to a place/group/area that is totally infested with 14 - 28 yr old females who have peroxide blonde straightened hair, a fuckload of foundation, perfect nails, and, of course, fake tans (these can be spray-on or permanent but usually spray-on is prefered)
-you know the type

Someone: how was the festival?
someone else: man, it was ok but it was total FTC

by declanisromped April 24, 2008

Nuth

A shortened form of nothing. But adopted, at least in central australia, to also mean no one. Also replaces no as a prefix as in "Nuth-one" for no-one. Note: Everynuth is a way of expressing nuth/no very strongly.. as in do u like soulja boy? EveryNUTH!

Hey man did u buy any smokes? Nuth
Did anyone come over last night? Nuth
Who are u with? Nuth-one

by declanisromped April 21, 2008

lipless

adj.
orig. - To be "off one's lips" (see off guts)
1. to have consumed so much of a mind-altering substance ie. alcohol and/or drugs that one appears "fucked" to those around them. However, "lipless" usually connotes positivity rather than negativity... ie. the person has not yet thrown up, passed out or said they feel like doing so. They may be running around naked, starting fights, staring at their hands, talking shit etc.

"Dude, i drank a bottle and a half of vodka... i was positively lipless!"

by declanisromped April 22, 2008

Boganvilia st

The boganvilia is a native Australian flower. Boganvilia street is a euphamism for a place where a lot of bogans live.

I moved house and now all i see is dickheads in blue wife-beaters and footy shorts and ug boots pushing their toddlers round in shopping trolleys - its like living in boganvilia street

by declanisromped April 26, 2008