decepti_kun's definitions

horse face

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.

horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.

by decepti_kun April 3, 2006

kick

To make obvious physical contact using any part of the leg below the knee. A kick could be utilised as a worthy finishing move in a gentlemanly squable, or to encourage a piece of machinery or person to function according to what you see fit.

I had to kick the cat to encourage it to get out of my way as I was heading over to the neighbour's to encourage them to stop stealing my newspaper.

by decepti_kun April 9, 2006

porno

the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.

i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german porno.

by decepti_kun December 28, 2005

punch

...better than a kick in the nuts.

I'd take a punch to the face over a high velocity size 10 with a groin destination.

by decepti_kun April 9, 2006