4 definitions by decepti_kun

kick

To make obvious physical contact using any part of the leg below the knee. A kick could be utilised as a worthy finishing move in a gentlemanly squable, or to encourage a piece of machinery or person to function according to what you see fit.

I had to kick the cat to encourage it to get out of my way as I was heading over to the neighbour's to encourage them to stop stealing my newspaper.

by decepti_kun February 9, 2006

porno

the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.

i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german porno.

by decepti_kun December 18, 2005

punch

...better than a kick in the nuts.

I'd take a punch to the face over a high velocity size 10 with a groin destination.

by decepti_kun February 9, 2006

horse face

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.

horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.

by decepti_kun January 15, 2006