8 definitions by ddd

Poonis

a penis made out of poo

they made love with his ponis and her yum yum

by ddd December 6, 2002

told

When you insualt someone greatly.

Jimmy: whao, where did you came from jon?
Jon: My mom's Vigina!
A little freak following us (kylr nott): OHH-you just got told.

by ddd November 21, 2003

PMS

A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar

'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick!'

'Whatcha doin' here?'
'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*

by ddd May 13, 2004

shit eater

Jimmy, and Dank Fucking and eating thier shit.

*Oh Fuck ya, oh jimmy, yummy! damn we eat our shit good

by ddd August 4, 2003

cj

that hot lady from the West Wing!

damn i would love to have sex with CJ!

by ddd December 24, 2004

life

it sucks ass, and god should end it

fuck life it sux an egg

by ddd December 24, 2004

sonam

a living, breathing celebration of life. seems contented with what she has, and speculative of what she doesn't. knows a little bit of evrythng. would make a great rocket scientist, but is just too moody

I think you could be a sonam if you tried a little harder!

by ddd January 28, 2005