daz's definitions

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

by Daz September 22, 2004

poobah

Used in expressions of bewilderment or frustration.

What the poobah?

by daz November 28, 2003

stinky bridge

flap of skin dividing a womans pussy and her arse hole

jany likes me to cross the stinky bridge

by DAZ July 25, 2004

Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

by Daz January 4, 2005

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz May 13, 2005

banging!

to bang an old birds nips/tits whilst using an up and down motion with da hand e.g ali g's booyakasha

o my god that mans banging in street!

by daz May 14, 2003