dawnmusic's definitions

associates degree

A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.

Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

college books

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

mini session

When a college course only lasts for 2 months.

Me: "wow I started this course in January,it's May and i'm done already "
Professor: "that's because this is a mini session class "

by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

Student debt

A 20 year marriage you fall into after earning your Master's degree from that fancy expensive university you decided to go to.

"I graduated from UCLA!"
Mom: "good luck with your student debt "

by dawnmusic July 20, 2015

Assessment test

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.

Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.

by dawnmusic December 20, 2016

Week in the hole

When a new employee has to wait one week after they start their job to get their first paycheck.

Which means if you need gas money to go to work , you have to borrow from people. So 90% of that first paycheck goes to the people that loaned you money.

Friend : "good luck on your new job'"
You:" thanks, by the way can I borrow $120? I need gas money to go to work and I got to put a week in the hole so I won't be able to do it this week."
Friend: "sure just pay me back when you get your first check"
You: " my first check is $127..."

by dawnmusic January 9, 2019

St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.

I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.

by dawnmusic May 11, 2016