david smith, jr.'s definitions

harry truman

One of the worst presidents in the history of the United States of America.

Harry Truman helped create the Central Intelligence Agency, got us in the Korean War, helped create and get us in the United Nations, helped create the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and gave us our shitty modern foreign policy. His administration was notoriously corrupt and he was widely hated throughout America. From most historians logic, George W. Bush will most likely be labeled as a "great" president in fifty or whatever years.

by david smith, jr. February 1, 2008

new york giants

winners of super bowl xlii*

*manning conspiracy

i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...

and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.

oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.

by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008

Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

Capitalism

An economic policy that is mostly hated by white, middle class teenagers who don't want to work.

Get a job and stop bitching about capitalism.

by david smith, jr. June 30, 2008

ron paul

The last hope for America. The only politician who actually gives a rat's ass about the Constitution.

If Ron Paul existed during the American Revolution, he would easily become one of the founding fathers.

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2008

public school

More proof that whenever the federal government gets involved in places where they're not allowed to, something goes horribly wrong.

John Stossel's story on public schools being a piece of shit (Stupid in America, go watch it on YouTube) is 100% true.

by david smith, jr. February 12, 2008

chuck norris

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.

Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008