david's definitions

Woz

The ultimate cool.

Damn bitch, thats woz.

by David November 13, 2003

insect

A really small animal that is an invertebrate. Some insects are pests. Others can be helpful. For example, bees make useful products like honey and wax.

There are insects in my house.

by David March 7, 2004

trash-stash

An overly large mustache usually on a poor, redneck man, or sometimes woman.

If you know any man name 'Billy-Bob' or 'Hill Jack' they will probably have one. Heraldo has one, too.

by David February 19, 2005

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

Jupp Style

Having sex standing a good metre away from your partner ( a good 40 years older than you), performing wild and large pelvic thrusts while grunting/making noises.

(see definition)

by David November 20, 2003

jungle

An overflow of pubic hair. A large amount of pubic hair that needs shaving.

My god, it's a jungle down there!

by David May 28, 2003