david's definitions

jackin da cheese from da barn

To steal money from a house.

"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"

by David March 16, 2004

Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003

squeez

Your new girlfriend.

Matt: Hey where's your squeez?
Me: She's not here right now.
Matt: You gonna bone her?
Me: Hell yeah!

by David October 3, 2004

Mo Mo

A blunt. Wrapped in the cigas "Optimo"

yo lets hit that mo mo.

yo lets smoke up that mo mo.

by david December 1, 2003

twist out

to screw, fuck, etc.

I just twisted that girl out.

by David May 13, 2005

lurve

THe bestest feeling in the whole wide world. :)

I lurve kelly.

by David August 4, 2003

likity

Synonomous with the term "like", which is used ever more commonly by today's youth and middle-age people with poor spoken grammar. The extreme ditz version of the word "like".

"Likity, how are you today?"
"Likity, fine thanks."

by David November 8, 2004