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Povsner

The unique last name of the male and unmarried female survivors and descendants of Isadore and Esther.

Thomas Povsner is Sarah's second best uncle on her mom's side.

by David October 13, 2003

freud

formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.

Sigmund Freud = pervert.

by David March 21, 2005

e-pimp

A electronic pimp. Some one who has the ability to have cyber sex with any one.

Dang Josh the E-Pimp had 10 girls have cyber sex with him i

by David January 28, 2005

maxa

Poilsh slang meaning to the max

Jarek kurwa ty jestesz ubrany na maxa

by David February 22, 2005

Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

by David May 24, 2004

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004

amphibian

A class of vertebrates that includes frogs, toads, and salamanders. Amphibians are born in the water but they grow up on land.

Frogs are amphibians.

by David March 6, 2004