david's definitions

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

Bronco Fucking

The act of having a sexual encounter in the doggy style position, when you grab the girl by the hair and exclaim that she feels just like her sister or mother whichever suits the situation

I Bronco fucked this bitch the other night and when we finished she broke my nose.

by David August 12, 2004

manayaise

meaning "man there is"

Manayaise a lot of people in here.

by David March 28, 2005

smplol

shitting my pants laughing out loud

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"

by David August 10, 2003

dude

An American fashioned word typically used by stoners when they think they have something to say then can't.

Guy#1: Whoa that hit was like..dude..
Guy#2:I know dude its like...dude...but not...huh?

by David March 6, 2005

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

yugi

the 14-16 year old dueling midget who owns the sennen puzzle which contains the spirit of a lost pharoah of the 18th dynasty who is an expert gamer and barely ever loses. despite his clothing, yugi is for the most part straight. thrughout the series, he is trying to make himself and anzu more than "just friends"

little yugi is weak, unlike his counterpart, yami yugi

by david September 28, 2003