david's definitions

lagomorph

Rabbit, hare or pika

Bugs Bunny b 1 whack lagomorph, no wa um sain?

by david June 16, 2003

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

E.Bola

a deadly virus

ebola is worse than ecoli

by david December 9, 2003

crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.

Suzuki GSXR1000, Yamaha R1.

by David February 22, 2004

jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

by David January 15, 2005

Early Doors

Early doors refers to any situation where someone arrives earlier than is customary for an event. Its meaning is not restricted to drinking binges gone horribly wrong

"The Queen's Head will be busy at lunch with all those bikers there."

"Yes, we'd best get there early doors and grab a table."

by David October 21, 2003

Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 22, 2003