david's definitions

face time

to serve time in jail

my brother faced time for smoking weed

by David June 17, 2003

syrup

an disassociative/hallucenogenic drink made with one bottle of extra strength robotussin, one shot of rum and vodka, and a jolly rancher.

"sippin on some syrup" or "man paul(dj paul) slow this shit down im of that syrup"

by David April 14, 2003

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 18, 2004

Camarojuana

The greatest rawk band on the planet!
www.camarojuana.com

Dude, CAMAROJUANA KILLS it!

by David February 18, 2005

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003