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My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.
by David June 19, 2006
Get the ball tap mug.what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here
When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.
by David June 19, 2006
Get the American Identity mug.To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.
Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."
by David October 11, 2005
Get the douchegasm mug.Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.
by David October 12, 2005
Get the l33t mug.The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
by David August 8, 2006
Get the Perfect Shit mug.A fighting game for the Playstation or Playstation 2 console. It has mixed reactions in people, for instance, some people don"t like the game because the characters fight like robots, or some people think it is the best fighting game ever.
by David August 16, 2005
Get the tekken mug.A being who is the ultimate creator of everything in existence. God has caused mixed reactions in people ranging from absolute love, to absolute hate. God also has a son named Jesus, according to the Bible.
by David July 4, 2006
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