david's definitions

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003

fudge cakes

it's basically a crazy word that should be used only when u really must... For the word fuck. I have used a total of 134.334 times

holy fudge cakes (insert blank situation)

by David November 21, 2004

.50AE

The .50 Action Express. A calibre of pistol ammunition first used by the Desert Eagle, which is manufactured by the gun company Magnum Research.

I blew that cunt away with my .50AE.

by David March 26, 2003

twist out

to screw, fuck, etc.

I just twisted that girl out.

by David May 13, 2005

cop it

Australian term, used primarily when playing table soccer. Invoked whenever a memorable or important goal is scored.
Must be delivered menacingly, low pitched and through gritted teeth.
The better the goal, the more forceful and drawn out the phrase has to be

Dave scores goal on Sam.
'Cop-eeeerrrrrrtttttt!'

by David April 4, 2005

anticipate

to expect

I anticipate you to be here on time.

by david May 27, 2003

gangstronaut

noun
1. a G who has no compuction about leaving the hood to engage in his/her G-ish activities

2. a prime specimen among gangstas - one who displays superb athleticism, intellect, control and durability

3. a particularly thuggish gangsta

4. a G who somehow managed to get himself into outer space

5. a term used for someone who is really high

"What's up, gangstronaut?"

by David December 31, 2004