david's definitions

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

Lart

1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual

(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"

(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!

by David January 7, 2005

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

nutz hang

to sag yo pants down

"It a everyday thang if u let your nutz hang" lol

by David May 13, 2005

water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

by David February 16, 2004

fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.

"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"

by David October 23, 2004

Ultimate Frisbee

Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.

by David June 25, 2004