dave's definitions

Unwomanplayafiedism

A type of affliction where it is impossible to get layed.

Man, i really suffer from unwomanplayafiedism, i can't get any chick to sleep with me.

by Dave November 24, 2003

bumbersquat

ghetto quarrels often involve this word and is usually follwed by rasclat or bludclot. in the town of east wycome it used by farmers when they want to jack up on harsh brown with out the misses finding out (to prevent this happening the inject there scrotum)

ricky you bumbersquat stop squating on my bumber

by dave October 11, 2004

5.56x45mm NATO

One of NATO's military firearm calibers. The 5.56x45mm NATO catridge is used pretty much only for allied (America, UK, France, Germany, etc) assault rifles.

China even uses this caliber for their T95 battle rifle.

The civilian 5.56x45mm NATO round is the .223 Remington.

by Dave February 1, 2004

southern cross

The term referring to the Confederate Flag.

"The southern cross isn't as bad as the Nazi Swastika like the NAACP says."
-me

by Dave February 23, 2004

Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

by Dave March 4, 2003

bumming

n. Brit. working class slang for anal gay sex, becoming archaic since 80s with more informed society. Usually used with amusement, not prejudice, typically by people naturally tolerant but less informed about gay life. (Middle classes and prejudicial people would typically avoid slang, sometimes to avoid being seen as <italic>not</italic> prejudiced by a homophobic listener to gain approval.

Ooh! What happens? Do you alway bum him or do you bum each other. I don't know much about bumming, sorry I mean qu.., sorry, er, gay people and stuff. Well you know, we girls always say gay men are wasted. Is that offensive? Could I really suck your cock and you wouldn't get a hard on

by Dave July 4, 2004

yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

by Dave March 28, 2004