frumpty dumpty

Someone who is extremely frumpy.

Frumpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Frumpty Dumpty had no style at all.

by danglyballzjohn April 03, 2016

hot sloppies

Poop

The toilet overflowed because someone made too much hot sloppies.

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 05, 2017

Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

zyklon beaver

A vagina that is so malodorous it could potentially cause death; a pun on zyklon b.

I went down on this chick and her pussy was stinkier than a dead fish, it was a zyklon beaver. pussy twat vagina

by danglyballzjohn September 04, 2016

chocolate long John

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

winchester

No ordnance remaining.

He was unable to continue the fight, being winchester.

by danglyballzjohn May 28, 2017