Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 02, 2023

Little brain

Slang for penis, particularly when is not thinking rationally, but mostly due to hormonal motives

Stop using your little brain to think and get it together.

by danglyballzjohn December 26, 2021

flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn April 01, 2018

Chocolate faucet

Asshole, butthole, rectum

The bathroom smells terrible because John turned on the chocolate faucet

by danglyballzjohn March 14, 2015

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 05, 2017

strum down

Sexual innuendo and metaphor for a quick lay.

Chief White Halfoat: "Oh, Sheila, I forgot my guitar in the car, if you give me a minute to come back I can give you a strum down... (winks) if you're interested."

Sheila: "Oh yes, I would love a hard strum down."

by danglyballzjohn May 11, 2018

Flesh cane

Nickname for a penis, phallus, usually erect.

Sucking on my flesh cane is sweeter than candy.

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017