12 definitions by danbrown4life

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 24, 2008

dabbable

the ability to be dabbed.

Salt is very dabbable with a wet cloth.

by danbrown4life February 2, 2008

giggle fight

a contest to see who can giggle the most

After Mason challenged me to the giggle fight, I already knew i would win.

by danbrown4life January 28, 2008

pastriotism

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

by danbrown4life February 9, 2008

grotesquities

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.

Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.

by danbrown4life February 9, 2008

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 24, 2008

degrittled

to take the syrup out of a McGriddle

What's the point in eating this McGriddle? It's been degrittled.

by danbrown4life February 9, 2008