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Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.
His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2019
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Snoop Fogg

The thick smoke that collects in a room full of stoners.
Harry: “Where’s James?”
Jon: “Coughing on the other side of that Snoop Fogg.”
by daltonjfk September 16, 2019
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Bruhquaintance

An acquaintance whom one is always delighted to see, but with whom the relationship never seems to progress beyond gregarious greetings and enthusiastic dapping and hugging.

Occurs frequently at parties. Two bruhquaintances may greet one another with grins and a loud “BRUHHH” but the conversation rarely goes anywhere.
“Ty and I always dap up mad when we see each other. He seems like a chiller but we never really talk about anything. He’s my bruhquaintance.”
by daltonjfk September 10, 2019
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Wonktact

A weed contact. The guy in your phone who gets you wonky.
1: “yo how we gonna get Lucifer’s Lettuce in St Louis?”
2: “dw bro I got a wonktact there”
by daltonjfk September 21, 2019
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Rest in fleece

An honorable blessing provided to frat brothers, bankers, and members of Corporate America who have passed out at a party.
Bryan and Michael had a few too many beer bongs at the all-day BBQ and passed out in the flower bed. Fortunately, they were wearing their Patagonia vests. We pray that they rest in fleece.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Flexico

The corner of Instagram densely populated by basic rich kids' spring break photos.
In the #unfiltered alleyways of Flexico, you will behold Sara's ivory beach kimono with the little green birds embroidered on it; on the vsco boulevards of the Flexican peninsula you will find Robbie and Mikey posing on the bow of their father's Sunseaker...all this you will find in Flexico, and all this you will forward to your groupchat to bitch about.
by daltonjfk December 20, 2019
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Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.
Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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