Mozilla Firefox

Internet browser that you use to download the best Internet browser ever, Google Chrome.

Make sure you use Internet Explorer to download Mozilla Firefox.

Man 1: Yeah, I just downloaded the latest version of Mozilla Firefox using Internet Explorer. Now I'm off to download Google Chrome!

Man 2: Wait.. what's wrong with Internet Explorer?

by daddyspankee June 22, 2011

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee May 21, 2011

couchwife

a mom/wife who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.

Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?

Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.

Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!

by daddyspankee November 06, 2011

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014