4 definitions by daddyspankee

couchwife

a mom/wife who is supposed to be a housewife and clean up all the time but doesn't. She just sleeps and eats all day long. Never cleaning. Never cooking. Never working.

Boy: Mom, did you wash my jeans while I was at school?

Mom: No, I didn't get around to it today.

Boy: Stop being such a couchwife and do some laundry!

by daddyspankee November 5, 2011

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee April 29, 2011

Mozilla Firefox

Internet browser that you use to download the best Internet browser ever, Google Chrome.

Make sure you use Internet Explorer to download Mozilla Firefox.

Man 1: Yeah, I just downloaded the latest version of Mozilla Firefox using Internet Explorer. Now I'm off to download Google Chrome!

Man 2: Wait.. what's wrong with Internet Explorer?

by daddyspankee June 22, 2011

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by daddyspankee March 14, 2014