daDebil's definitions

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

U-bonics

Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neck for Ebonics.

bubba: Who was dat on da fone?
htrn: Dunno.
bubba: Whad ey say?
htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.

by daDebil February 24, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose Windows wallpaper is peeling.

bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose lawn jockey iz holdin a laptop computer instead of a lantern.

bubba: weel dowgiez, if dat ain't class!
htrn: shut up an shove another block under dis heah car.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

alloneword

In an Internet address, a way of indicating that several words are all jammed together into one word.

bubba: What's yr Internet address?
htrn: htrn@overyonder<alloneword>.com

by daDebil February 29, 2004