daDebil's definitions

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose Windows wallpaper is peeling.

bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.

bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

U-bonics

Pronounced you-bonics. High Tech Red Neck for Ebonics.

bubba: Who was dat on da fone?
htrn: Dunno.
bubba: Whad ey say?
htrn: Dunno, they spoke U-bonics.

by daDebil February 24, 2004

snippet

A small portion of the whole. High Tech Red Necks often speak in snippets.

bubba: 'cha doon?
htrn: naa...!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

pontiac

Always an innovator, they've been known to produce a few classics in their day, but all they build is shit these days. The '62 Tempest with the Cross-Fire manifold and a pair of singles was a pretty hot performer in it's class...Oh! That's right...there was nothing else in it's class!

bubba: Man, dat '62 Tempest is pretty peppy!
HTRN: Yeah, it's too bad about that piece o' shit ass-end-mounted tranny, tho.

by daDebil April 24, 2004

RumorControl

An alias of daDebil.

htrn: I am RumorControl. From now on all rumors, propaganda, counter-propaganda, dis-information, mis-information, inuendoes, lies, damned lies and statistics must be filtered thru me for (de)authentication before being distributed by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic. Distribution of same without prior authorization will result in the immediate revokation of all such privileges. Resistance is futile. All your base are belong to us!

--daDebil
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Jam the computer...trash every lethal machine in the land! --Timothy Leary

by daDebil March 5, 2004