daDebil's definitions

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

King Of The Hill

High Tech Red Necks on teevee.

peggy & hank hill are htrns.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

ford

A friend of Arthur Dent.

Do you know where your towell is?

by daDebil April 21, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Kaypro

The very best line of computers ever built. They were Z80-based CP/M machines. High Tech Red Necks all own Kaypros. Kaypro was formerly known as Non-Linear Systems.

peggy hill: I sure hope my Kaypro II is Y2K-compliant.
hank hill: Hell, peggy, I don't think it's even Y1K-compliant

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

455

A powerful GM big-block engine, capable of delivering 400+ HP, usually found in vintage full-sized cars.

ebon: Man, dat deuce wit a 455 whacked my 4!
engl: My 1964 Chevy lost a race to a Buick Electra with a 455cu.in. engine!

by daDebil February 21, 2004