daDebil's definitions

455

A powerful GM big-block engine, capable of delivering 400+ HP, usually found in vintage full-sized cars.

ebon: Man, dat deuce wit a 455 whacked my 4!
engl: My 1964 Chevy lost a race to a Buick Electra with a 455cu.in. engine!

by daDebil February 21, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

by daDebil January 15, 2004

CP/M

An archaic operating system, written for the Intel 8080/8085 and Zilog Z80 family of processors, and particularly favored by High Tech Red Necks. Peggy Hill runs CP/M on her Kaypro II.

bubba: What OS are ya runnin'?
htrn: CP/M, of course!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

rdfm

reed da fuxin manuel, in redneckeze

billyjoejimbob: How do I use this heah toilet paper stuff?
clem: RDFM!
bjjb: but i cain't reed...

by daDebil January 15, 2004

snippet

A small portion of the whole. High Tech Red Necks often speak in snippets.

bubba: 'cha doon?
htrn: naa...!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

by daDebil January 16, 2004