daDebil's definitions

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

daNet

The InterNet, to a High Tech Red Neck.

bubba: How long ya been on daNet?
htrn: I been on daNet since 1991.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

algore

Al Gore, alloneword, as pronounced by Rush Limbaugh.

bubba: Mah vice-president is an algore.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

georgew

Aka "bubba", da leader of da free world.

Dat georgew is such a bubba.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

smarmy

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.

Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?

by daDebil August 24, 2008