daDebil's definitions

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.

bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

A C&W song recorded by George Jones:

High Tech Red Neck
MayBerry meets StarTrek
He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in
High Tech Red Neck

daDebil waz da first HTRN on daNet.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who over-clocks hiz e-lec'rik beer cooler.

bubba: yer processor iz melting down!
htrn: dat's cuz I re-routed my liquid nitrogen system ta keep mah beer cold.

by daDebil January 16, 2004

daDebil

Da Prince of Darkness, Lord of the Flies, Lucifer, Star of the Morning, Satan, etc.

bubba: who iz a high tech red neck?
htrn: daDebil

by daDebil January 16, 2004

us

Me, and all the other High Tech Red Necks in daWorld.

bubba: Is she one of us?
htrn: Gawd, I hope ta kiss yr ass she is!

by daDebil February 29, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004