da hood''s definitions

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

swipe

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!

shing........SWIPE! reowr!

by da hood' January 3, 2005

crack! AHHHH!

what it sounded like when the guards broke jesus' nose and yanked it outward in a funny position and this is why jews have huge noses today!

crack! AHHHH! Crack! AHHHHH Crack! AHHHHHH! Crack! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.

nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

Chat Room

A place where pedophiles spawn. AOL chat rooms and any other sort are spawnign grounds for these sick individuals. AOL is never safe. Remember, wherever you are on the internet, the pederasts lurk!

dont talk to them! never!

by da hood' January 29, 2005

doctor

a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!

crackheads start in the E.R wing

by da hood' February 8, 2005

screee!

whats usually heard in a parking lot, coming from a very unhappy person slashing someone paint job on their car.

screee!
leroy: bitch what you doin to my car?!

Shanaynay: i told yo ass to stop fuckin around with shaniqua! now im gonna come cut yo ass!

Leroy: oh shit! bitch you betta not!

*leroy is cut*

by da hood' June 20, 2004