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the rival gang of the KKK (ku klux klan.) they are less severe than the KKK,hence the name WWW (meaning White Whiny Wussies) they dont even go after blacks, instead they hate on chocolate milk. they also pirate rap songs off the internet so they can make Fiddy cent go broke by stealing his music. theyre headquarters is somewhere around washington DC.

the WWW chased the milkman carrying chocolate milk, and slapped him down.

by da hood' July 10, 2004

screee!

whats usually heard in a parking lot, coming from a very unhappy person slashing someone paint job on their car.

screee!
leroy: bitch what you doin to my car?!

Shanaynay: i told yo ass to stop fuckin around with shaniqua! now im gonna come cut yo ass!

Leroy: oh shit! bitch you betta not!

*leroy is cut*

by da hood' June 20, 2004

holiday

Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.

my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.

by da hood' November 22, 2004

shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!

see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.

by da hood' December 19, 2004

rot in hell

What people always shout to others while theyre alive but at their funeral, you rarely hear anything but nice compliments. Just once id like to see osmone at a funeral say "This guy was a greedy fuckface and i sure hope that his death hurt him in extreme ways, fuck you you son of a bitch, rot in hell!" and then spit o nthe corpse so the wrinkled odl women at them can make fainting noises and pass out.

rot in hell you bastard!

by da hood' January 3, 2005

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

by da hood' October 10, 2004

christmas

A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.

christmas is a fuckin stupid holiday. and so ARE CHRSTIANS! FUCK ALL OF YA!

by da hood' November 13, 2004