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He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!
jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.
by da hood' January 2, 2005
mugGet the I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!mug.

shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.
"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.
by da hood' November 3, 2004
mugGet the shallowmug.

crack! AHHHH!

what it sounded like when the guards broke jesus' nose and yanked it outward in a funny position and this is why jews have huge noses today!
crack! AHHHH! Crack! AHHHHH Crack! AHHHHHH! Crack! AHHHH!
by da hood' January 16, 2005
mugGet the crack! AHHHH!mug.

crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.
nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!
by da hood' January 16, 2005
mugGet the crucified upside down for being a prickmug.

screee!

whats usually heard in a parking lot, coming from a very unhappy person slashing someone paint job on their car.
screee!
leroy: bitch what you doin to my car?!

Shanaynay: i told yo ass to stop fuckin around with shaniqua! now im gonna come cut yo ass!

Leroy: oh shit! bitch you betta not!

*leroy is cut*
by da hood' June 20, 2004
mugGet the screee!mug.

swipe

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!
shing........SWIPE! reowr!
by da hood' January 3, 2005
mugGet the swipemug.

monopoly

this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!
by da hood' July 22, 2004
mugGet the monopolymug.

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