da hood''s definitions

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

screee!

whats usually heard in a parking lot, coming from a very unhappy person slashing someone paint job on their car.

screee!
leroy: bitch what you doin to my car?!

Shanaynay: i told yo ass to stop fuckin around with shaniqua! now im gonna come cut yo ass!

Leroy: oh shit! bitch you betta not!

*leroy is cut*

by da hood' June 20, 2004

crack! AHHHH!

what it sounded like when the guards broke jesus' nose and yanked it outward in a funny position and this is why jews have huge noses today!

crack! AHHHH! Crack! AHHHHH Crack! AHHHHHH! Crack! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

thanksgiving

A holiday in which the skeletal remains of indians will rise from the ground and attack on thanksgiving in the year 2007. They will kill anything they see and whoever they kill will turn into one of them! military forces will be no match and their tanks will be overturned and they will be slain. The entire planet will be overrun by these skeletons and they will kill everyone until every single living person on the planet is one of them. Once every person is one of them they will roam the earth for billions of years until lifeforms form another planet touch down here. These life forms will be killed and their superiors will obliterate the planet earth for the sake of the rest of the universe.

watch out whos country you steal!

by da hood' December 7, 2004

monopoly

this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!

the monopoly guy looks like a plantation owner.

by da hood' July 22, 2004

swipe

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!

shing........SWIPE! reowr!

by da hood' January 3, 2005

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

by da hood' October 10, 2004