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school sucks

What litte goofy wannabes shout and write on their notebooks. If school sucks, then drop out. It that simple. you know what else sucks? Getting AIDS from a homeless guy when your living on the streets! Know what sucks even more? Not having the cash to pay for the treatment when your withering in an alley!
The little child wished he hadnt said school sucks just as the large, unwanted dick plunged into his ass.
by da hood' January 3, 2005
mugGet the school sucksmug.
He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!
jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.
by da hood' January 2, 2005
mugGet the I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!mug.

christmas

A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.
christmas is a fuckin stupid holiday. and so ARE CHRSTIANS! FUCK ALL OF YA!
by da hood' November 13, 2004
mugGet the christmasmug.

God

Someone who is real. I gaurentee his existence.....

The only reason i now believe in god is because Jesus himself came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he pulled out his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......
hes real! repent sinners for you may get a cock in the head if you do not!
by da hood' November 20, 2004
mugGet the Godmug.

www

the rival gang of the KKK (ku klux klan.) they are less severe than the KKK,hence the name WWW (meaning White Whiny Wussies) they dont even go after blacks, instead they hate on chocolate milk. they also pirate rap songs off the internet so they can make Fiddy cent go broke by stealing his music. theyre headquarters is somewhere around washington DC.
the WWW chased the milkman carrying chocolate milk, and slapped him down.
by da hood' July 10, 2004
mugGet the wwwmug.

swipe

What my kitty does to me when i turn my back! mistress kat is a cruel swipist who slashes ribbons into my flesh!
shing........SWIPE! reowr!
by da hood' January 3, 2005
mugGet the swipemug.

monopoly

this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!
by da hood' July 22, 2004
mugGet the monopolymug.

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