da hood''s definitions

achilles tendon

The first thing you should go for in a fight! try taking a sharp object and when they lunge at you duck down and slash their achilles tendon wide open. You have won the fight and now have them 100% under your control.

that would really, really hurt but its an effective method.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

school sucks

What litte goofy wannabes shout and write on their notebooks. If school sucks, then drop out. It that simple. you know what else sucks? Getting AIDS from a homeless guy when your living on the streets! Know what sucks even more? Not having the cash to pay for the treatment when your withering in an alley!

The little child wished he hadnt said school sucks just as the large, unwanted dick plunged into his ass.

by da hood' January 3, 2005

shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.

"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.

by da hood' November 3, 2004

holiday

Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.

my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.

by da hood' November 22, 2004

shank

A weapon that a big, sweaty, bald white guy in jail uses to come up behind somebody, stick them many times, then walk away casually and hand the blade to some crackhead to hide it because, lets face it, crackheads may not be smart but they can damn sure hide things like an expert!

see my definition of im gonna cut him homes for a related definition.

by da hood' December 19, 2004

rot in hell

What people always shout to others while theyre alive but at their funeral, you rarely hear anything but nice compliments. Just once id like to see osmone at a funeral say "This guy was a greedy fuckface and i sure hope that his death hurt him in extreme ways, fuck you you son of a bitch, rot in hell!" and then spit o nthe corpse so the wrinkled odl women at them can make fainting noises and pass out.

rot in hell you bastard!

by da hood' January 3, 2005

monopoly

this is the most fuckin racist game ive ever seen in my life!a game where you buy extremly low cost areas in the da hood and you can be a car with spinnin rims, a toaster toastin fried chicken,a battleship with all black people working on it, a hat that slaves wore, a cannon that hints to firing at blacks, and iron and thimble to show how hard slaves worked! in a special edition version of monopoly, you can be a SPADE! (spade also being a slang term for nigger.)you can also be a tea cup full of, not tea, but colt 45. how racist!

the monopoly guy looks like a plantation owner.

by da hood' July 22, 2004