43 definitions by cyberphunkisms
A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 23, 2010
The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.
by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009
by cyberphunkisms August 14, 2023
How many times you let the phone ring before you pick it up.
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)
1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)
1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up
by cyberphunkisms March 20, 2006
The possible emergence of a what-if scenario with an inflated sense of importance used to propagate deception.
by cyberphunkisms October 24, 2018
when there are many diffrent partys you can go to but can only make it to a couple, so you ask around to make sure the partys you go to are not flop.
person 1:yo man, wacha doin tonite?
person 2:party shopping, u think alexis's party is gona be flop?
person 1:naw, i hear its gona be sick
person 2:aite, im takin ur word then, so my plan is jason's, alexis's and cristna's party.
person 1:aite man, ima only make it to 2, cya there
person 2:party shopping, u think alexis's party is gona be flop?
person 1:naw, i hear its gona be sick
person 2:aite, im takin ur word then, so my plan is jason's, alexis's and cristna's party.
person 1:aite man, ima only make it to 2, cya there
by cyberphunkisms May 12, 2006