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Definitions by cuntpunter69

gay man's toilet 

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.
As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.
gay man's toilet by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009

Cuntpunter 

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.
"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"
Cuntpunter by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008

Boobopolus

The largest city in the world of Vagitopia. Women's clothing is restricted here, and only titties above a B-cup are permitted. Any size below that are deemed unworthy and will be shunned forever.
"Shit dude, Boobopolus is the best place to go in Vagitopia, DAMN!"
Boobopolus by cuntpunter69 February 24, 2008

NutterButter

Mistakingly thought of as a delectible cookie, it is actually the nasty goop aquired beneath a man's penis and between his ball sack.
George scraped off his nutterbutter and spread it upon a piece of bread for his unsuspecting bitch mom to eat.
NutterButter by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Buzzcunt 

An act of torture; it is where a woman is smashed atop an orange traffic cone, and bees are filtered underneath to fly up into her pussy.
"I got so mad at that bitch Sandy, I buzzcunted that dirty whore."
Buzzcunt by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

NutterButter

Mistakingly thought of as a delectible cookie, it is actually the nasty goop aquired beneath a man's penis and between his nut sack.
Randy scraped off his nutterbutter and spread it upon a piece of bread for his unsuspecting bitch mom to eat.
NutterButter by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Spiggerink 

An extremely rare breed of human waste. It infuses the worthless races of the Mexican (spic), the African American (nigger), and the Chinese (chink).
There is no one more exotic yet useless than a spiggerink.
Spiggerink by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008