cuntpunter69's definitions

gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009

Plumpkin

Occurs when a man is nailing a chick in the ass, and then after feeling something saucy on his pecker, looks down to find a pumpkin shaped pile of shit, bubbled over her asshole. His penis represents the stem.

Randy was nailing lisa in the ass, and to his dismay, she developed a gigantic plumpkin.

by cuntpunter69 February 17, 2008

NutterButter

Mistakingly thought of as a delectible cookie, it is actually the nasty goop aquired beneath a man's penis and between his ball sack.

George scraped off his nutterbutter and spread it upon a piece of bread for his unsuspecting bitch mom to eat.

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Buzzcunt

An act of torture; it is where a woman is smashed atop an orange traffic cone, and bees are filtered underneath to fly up into her pussy.

"I got so mad at that bitch Sandy, I buzzcunted that dirty whore."

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

NutterButter

Mistakingly thought of as a delectible cookie, it is actually the nasty goop aquired beneath a man's penis and between his nut sack.

Randy scraped off his nutterbutter and spread it upon a piece of bread for his unsuspecting bitch mom to eat.

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Spiggerink

An extremely rare breed of human waste. It infuses the worthless races of the Mexican (spic), the African American (nigger), and the Chinese (chink).

There is no one more exotic yet useless than a spiggerink.

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008