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The most censored form of the word "sexual intercourse"
Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.
Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.
Katie from "Without a Crystal Ball" loves to talk about front hugging.
She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while
She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while
by crudmonkey March 26, 2021
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There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
Get the pavement stone counter mug.When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!
Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.
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Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.
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Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
by crudmonkey May 27, 2022
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by crudmonkey October 6, 2021
Get the gaslighting mug.Joe Biden said that he plans to save people 2400 dollars a year on their health prubremiums
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)
by crudmonkey March 1, 2022
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TikTok is Chinaware
by crudmonkey December 27, 2024
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by crudmonkey February 13, 2025
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