17 definitions by crudmonkey
A woman that other women should look up to as an example of how to live and act. Women who have morals and don't fall for the woke leftist agendas that the colleges try to force down their throats. An example woman can also teach said morals to other women.
by crudmonkey March 8, 2023
Bob to John: Oh look, John has his pokeyman cards hhahahhahahahahahhaha!
*John socks Bob in the jaw, knocking him over*
Bob: MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
*John socks Bob in the jaw, knocking him over*
Bob: MOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
by crudmonkey February 23, 2021
The female equivalent of jimmy jacking around. Screwing around when she's supposed to be partaking in an important task.
Amanda was janey jilling around posting pictures of cute nails and taking slutty pictures on instagram when she was supposed to be looking for a job.
by crudmonkey December 3, 2020
The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 7, 2015
Messing around, especially when it comes to a job or important activity. Could also be a reference to beating a dead horse when it comes to getting a machine or important piece of equipment to work.
Steve said that Dave was jimmy jacking around so he got yelled at. Because Dave's a lazy fat nerd and nobody likes him.
Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!
Look I'm not going to jimmy jack around with that head gasket, just get an expensive mechanic to do it!
by crudmonkey December 3, 2020
A person who manages the facebook profile of a famous person. They post comments on the celebrity's behalf, and will sometimes speak as if they are the celebrity themselves.
"Omg! Justin Bieber said on facebook that he wants to give a shout out to me omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!"
"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"
"No, that's his profile monkey who said that. Justin doesn't give a fuck about you"
by crudmonkey November 8, 2016
What Joe Biden calls healthcare premiums.
Joe Biden said that he plans to save people 2400 dollars a year on their health prubremiums
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)
(Source: State of the Union address 2022)
by crudmonkey March 2, 2022