crudmonkey's definitions

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

front hugging

The most censored form of the word "sexual intercourse"

Used by people on youtube to avoid the jewish censors in silicon valley.

Katie from "Without a Crystal Ball" loves to talk about front hugging.

She's mad because she hasn't gotten any front hugging in a while

by crudmonkey March 26, 2021

daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.

Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!

by crudmonkey April 6, 2015

Chinaware

Software that comes from China. Often cheap, full of scammy bugs, subscriptions that are stored on servers in the ghettos of nearby countries, and in some cases, spyware.

TikTok is Chinaware

by crudmonkey December 27, 2024

college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

gaslighting

What those with mental health/perception issues accuse you of doing, when really you are trying to explain your perception of what's going on.

Her: "It's a 6"

Him (Standing on the other side) "It's a 9"

Her: You're gaslighting me!

by crudmonkey October 6, 2021

show work

a teachers polite way of saying "I think you cheated/are going to cheat." Usually written on math assignments.

I got all the problems correct on my math assignment, but the teacher handed it back to me with an "F" and a note that said "Show work." What a bitch! Everyone can calculate 95+40 off the top of their head!

by crudmonkey October 9, 2014