croz's definitions

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

Kerrek

Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

by Croz March 20, 2003

tit in a wringer

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

by Croz March 4, 2005

Tit caught in the ringer

Well, okay, it's "wringer" with a "w" not "ringer" but the concept is correct.

See "tit in a wringer" listing

His tit was caught in the wringer, because he didn't know how to spell.

by croz March 6, 2005

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".

Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)

by Croz September 13, 2004

Quirkafleeg

Obscure worship of dead furry animals

We must perform a quirkafleeg

by Croz March 20, 2003

homonecrobestiality

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.

Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.

by Croz March 5, 2005