6 definitions by crizpymangos4ever
Bob was tanked last night at the bar.
Bob tanked his math test yesterday.
Bob tanked the golf ball over 6 houses, before it hit a telephone pole.
Bob tanked his math test yesterday.
Bob tanked the golf ball over 6 houses, before it hit a telephone pole.
by crizpymangos4ever March 17, 2015
by crizpymangos4ever September 20, 2014
Something guys reach sooner than girls. it's when the old BS of relationships from middle school, high school, stretching into your college days doesn't really fly anymore. friendzone is one of the things that goes out the window, so are the corny dates, bs drama, and those bs parties. they are replaced with a more mature approach that sets a more mature tone for mirage and life after.
Once a girl has reached relationship maturity she will stop the mating dance known as twerking because it will never provide her with a partner that will provide her with food and shelter.
by crizpymangos4ever February 12, 2015
old time slang for a fuck date.
The term Bowling date was used primarily as a cover up for parents. Normally instead of meeting up at places just to fuck they'd do a little fun first just to have a cover up in case. bowling games don't last too long however half of the time couples didn't even bowl at all. they just moved straight onto fucking.
The term Bowling date was used primarily as a cover up for parents. Normally instead of meeting up at places just to fuck they'd do a little fun first just to have a cover up in case. bowling games don't last too long however half of the time couples didn't even bowl at all. they just moved straight onto fucking.
Where you taking Sandra tonight? Mom, I told you we're going on a Bowling date.
Why in the hell are you driving so fast? Are you late for a big Bowling date I'm unaware about? slow down!
Why in the hell are you driving so fast? Are you late for a big Bowling date I'm unaware about? slow down!
by crizpymangos4ever October 14, 2014
Out in the country past the city limit sign there's a back door lounge near the county line the guys go humping every evening when they're not comin down.
by crizpymangos4ever October 30, 2013
It's a term for a mistake so bad that it could change views from others permanently. Something you should most certainly not do, and you should know not to do it, but you do it thinking it's okay. Often used in sports to describe some mistakes prospects make. If a prospect make routine mistakes he should go on to have a good career. If a prospect makes grand mistakes- mistakes professional players do not make, he is going to be cut real soon and is just not able to develop into a star. It's a term for a mistake so bad that it could change views from others permanently. Something you should most certainly not do, and you should know not to do it, but you do it thinking it's okay. Often used in sports to describe some mistakes prospects make. If a prospect make routine mistakes he should go on to have a good career. If a prospect makes grand mistakes- mistakes professional players do not make, he is going to be cut real soon and is just not able to develop into a star.
Why do you want Larry to be our new Quarterback? he makes nothing but grand mistakes! true quarterbacks don't make those mistakes!
by crizpymangos4ever October 12, 2014