2 definitions by criticalmuffins

family zoned

Just like friend zoned but not seen as friends but seen as a member of your family

"ooo did that hot girl come round last night?"

"yeah but all we did was watch a movie and she called me her 'bro', I'm so family zoned"

by criticalmuffins May 26, 2015

mouldy berry

a mouldy berry is a love bite but on a mans nut

i heard she gave him a mouldy berry

by criticalmuffins February 17, 2015