creedmoor's definitions

Horse-Toothed Jackass

One of Sal Governale's numerous nicknames for Howard Stern's producer, Gary Dell'Abate.

"That Horse-Toothed Jackass Baba Booey has enormous choppers and diarrhea breath."

by creedmoor September 8, 2006

Pussycat Mush

A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.

"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.

A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.

by creedmoor November 20, 2004

Tashlinesque

A work of art that has a cartoonish quality to it. Named after animator-turned-live-action director Frank Tashlin. Tashlin helped define the on-screen personas of Porky Pig, Bob Hope, Jerry Lewis and Jayne Mansfield.

"Did you see 'Loone Tunes Back in Action'? It was great and so Tashlinesque.

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Corn Doody

What you find in the bowl the morning after eating corn.

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004