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Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"
"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"
by creedmoor May 6, 2006
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Pussycat Mush

A show-biz term of endearment popularized on the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon for Muscular Dystrophy. Usually reserved for close friends and/or corporate sponsers with enormous checks.
"That Charlie Callas is a marvellous pussycat mush."
by creedmoor October 10, 2004
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In and Out Burger

Ultra-conservative, all-American fast food chain. Check out the bottom rim of a soft drink cups at In and Out and you'll find a Bible chapter and verse to consult. The employees are shiny, happy, Stepford-like robots. Eating here is like tithing. It has reached the point in Bush's America where you can't even eat a burger without getting a sermon.
"Jesus H. Christ, I never realized that In and Out Burgers was run by Christian fundamentalists. Thou Shalt Eat In & Out!!!"
by creedmoor May 28, 2006
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Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.
A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.
by creedmoor November 20, 2004
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Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom
"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?
by creedmoor May 6, 2006
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Muddy Love

Getting a little shit on your dick; hot, sloppy anal sex.
"Muddy Love? Wasn't that Jerry Lewis' alter ego in 'The Nutty Professor?' Bend over."
by creedmoor October 15, 2004
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Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.
"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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