creedmoor's definitions

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Yushke

A Yiddish term for Jesus Christ. Also referred to as Yushke Padre (Holy Father).

"Hey, Yushke, what did you think of that Mel Gibson picture?"

by creedmoor October 10, 2004

Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"

Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

by creedmoor August 15, 2006

Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.

A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.

by creedmoor November 20, 2004

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Farmer's Wipe

When you don't have a handkerchief or a tissue, you place your thumb over one nostril and proceed to expel your snot out the other. Also know as: Let the Sidewalk Be Your Handkerchief."

I couldn't find a Kleenex, so I leaned out the window and gave a farmer's wipe.

by creedmoor October 20, 2009

Pulling a Sammy

The showbiz art of upstaging someone. It began when it was Sammy Davis, Jr.'s turn to move down on Johnny Carson's couch to make room for the next guest. WHen that guest said something funny, Sammy would react by laughing loudly, slapping his knee and falling to the floor. The audience would then begin laughing at Sammy and not the guest.

Next to the Candy Man, no one was better at "pulling a Sammy" than Milton Berle.

by creedmoor August 14, 2006