creedmoor's definitions

Doody Factory

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Doody Bomb

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.

"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."

by creedmoor October 13, 2004

Diarrhea of Anne Frank

And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"

Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

by creedmoor August 15, 2006

Pulling a Sammy

The showbiz art of upstaging someone. It began when it was Sammy Davis, Jr.'s turn to move down on Johnny Carson's couch to make room for the next guest. WHen that guest said something funny, Sammy would react by laughing loudly, slapping his knee and falling to the floor. The audience would then begin laughing at Sammy and not the guest.

Next to the Candy Man, no one was better at "pulling a Sammy" than Milton Berle.

by creedmoor August 14, 2006

Rack Focus

When a cinematographer turns the focal ring on his lens to shift focus from a foreground object to a background object.

A rack focus is really a cheap, metaphorical device for the unimaginative to link two objects/people in a frame.

by creedmoor November 20, 2004

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006