creedmoor's definitions

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 14, 2006

Doody Bomb

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.

"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."

by creedmoor October 13, 2004

Oscar Bait

A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.

"'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

Retromingent

Urinating backwards. Also an animal such as a raccoon that urinates backwards. From the Latin retro- (back) + mingent from mingere (to urinate).

"You have revealed yourself as a miserable, carping, retromingent vigilante, and I for one am sick of wasting my time communicating with you" (Benjamin C. Bradlee, Editor, The Washington Post).

by creedmoor December 28, 2005