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Frank Grimes

The name of a character on the very popular FOX serie "The Simpsons". Worked alongside Homer Simpson as an employee of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in one episode. Despite having an amazing post-secondary education, he can't seem to get anywhere in life. He has an apartment sandwiched between two bowling alleys (one above him, and one below him) and seems to only able to find dead-end menial jobs. Envied Homer because of the rich lifestyle of the Simpson family. Ended up going insane after Homer won a nuclear plant model-building contest that was intended for kids, and was supposed to make Homer look stupid. Stuck his hand into an highly electric power grid and was electrocuted. Also has a son name Frank Grimes Jr. who tried to kill Homer and failed.

Ahhh! AHHHH!! Insane! Insane, I tell you! I don't need to listen to you, Mr. Burns, because I'm Homer Simpson! I don't need to work, because I'm Homer Simpson! I think I'm going to go home to my mansion and eat my lobsters, because I'm Homer Simpson! What's this? "Highly electrical outlet"? Well, I don't need to wear safety gloves, because I'm Homer-

BZZZZZZTTT (Frank Grimes gets electrocuted)

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Riker

The former lieutenant-commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and now captain of the U.S.S. Titan, Riker served under Jean-Luc picard for many years. He is very unorthodox, and is married to Deanna Troi.

Jean-Luc Picard: I've just been paid a visit from Q.
William T. Riker: Q? Any idea what he's up to?
Jean-Luc Picard: He wants to do something nice for me.
Riker nods
William T. Riker: I'll alert the crew.

by crazyrabbits August 8, 2006

War of the Worlds

1) The name of a science-fiction radio series created by Orson Welles, that was infamous because it made people believe there was an alien invasion happening.
2) The name of a movie about aliens trying to invade Earth.
3) The name of a movie that will be released in 2005 starring Tom Cruise about aliens who try to take over Earth.
4) The name of a series that ran for two seasons in the late 1980's to early 1990's, about a government scientist who finds out aliens have come back to recapture the Earth, and along with a Navajo military colonel named Ironhorse, his computer hacker buddy Norton, and his partner Suzanne, they try to stop the aliens. Went all to hell in the second season when the producers killed off half the cast, (including all the visible minorities!) and added more T&A in order to get more ratings.

From the 1988 TV series:

Harrison: brainwashed "We've got to stop hurting the aliens!"
Ironhorse: "Hurting the aliens? I don't remember invading their planet!"

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

fanboy

1) A "Lord of the Rings" obsessed fan after he found out Tom Bombadil wouldn't be in the movie.
2) A "Spider-Man" obsessed fan when he found out Peter Parker would have organic web-shooters in the movie.

All I have to say to you fanboys is, "Get a life!"

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Danger! High Voltage!

"Danger! High Voltage" is the name of a song by the group Electric Six, that features a man and older woman sitting in a room, and their sexual parts light up throughout the video. Very interesting concept, but bizarre nonetheless.

Fire in the disco...fire in the Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco...fire in the gates of Hell!
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch...when we kiss!

by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006

Alien 3

The movie that even David Fincher is ashamed of. Follows the exploits as she crash-lands on the penal colony Fiorina 'Fury' 161, and must do battle once again with an alien creature that stowed away aboard her ship. Should be ignored at all costs.

last lines of the movie
Ripley: voice rising over static ... Ash, Captain Dallas. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

by crazyrabbits June 1, 2005