cpoc's definitions

The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

bofum

In the words of an African American friend of mine, only black people can take three words, combine them into one, and make it two syllables.

Yo nigga, you want nike or adidas?
Damn, bitch, give me bofum.

by cpoc March 23, 2004

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003