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What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.
Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
by cpetkunas June 12, 2019
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by cpetkunas October 12, 2020
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by cpetkunas February 22, 2019
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1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??
by cpetkunas February 21, 2019
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by cpetkunas July 5, 2020
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