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When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
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by cpetkunas April 8, 2019
Get the Grandma on the freeway mug.Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.
1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.
2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.
1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.
2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.
by cpetkunas February 17, 2019
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1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??
by cpetkunas February 21, 2019
Get the Pedestrians mug.Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.
by cpetkunas July 5, 2020
Get the Two wongs don't make a white mug.The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
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by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
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