cpetkunas's definitions

Stuck behind the asshole

Being stuck behind someone driving too slow. You stay behind them thinking that they are not gonna go exactly where you are going for long but they do. Then your frustration sets in being stuck behind the ASSHOLE!!!

I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.

by cpetkunas February 16, 2019

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017

Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

Fill me in

Being informed about more details of something. Giving all the details. To brief or inform.

Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.

I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.

by cpetkunas July 4, 2019

Are you sure

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

by cpetkunas June 19, 2019

Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.

Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020