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Two wongs don't make a white

Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.
This Asian comic told the stupidest joke, "two wongs don't make a white", and nobody laughed.
by cpetkunas July 5, 2020
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Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.
I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.
by cpetkunas July 4, 2019
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Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.
Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!
by cpetkunas July 1, 2020
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Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.
Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.
by cpetkunas February 28, 2022
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Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
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Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.
by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
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Fill me in

Being informed about more details of something. Giving all the details. To brief or inform.
Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.
by cpetkunas July 1, 2020
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