cpetkunas's definitions

enjoy your career

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.

Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

Beef box

Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.

Women at the gym love to wear tight leggings, when they bend over, it shows their beef box.

by cpetkunas November 4, 2023

Turn your lights on you idiot

What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.

These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.

Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!

by cpetkunas June 12, 2019

Kept woman

A woman with no backbone in a controlled relationship by a partner who uses and abuses her. The woman may try to leave the abusive relationship but has low self-esteem to do so. The abuser on the other hand will take advantage of this type of woman because they allow them to. The woman may want to leave but are afraid or accept the abuse.

Bill has a kept woman. He never lets her out of the house with her friends.

by cpetkunas October 12, 2020

Gym couple

Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!

Dude there's that gym couple again making out on the bench press!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2019

Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!

Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??

by cpetkunas February 21, 2019

Two wongs don't make a white

Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.

This Asian comic told the stupidest joke, "two wongs don't make a white", and nobody laughed.

by cpetkunas July 5, 2020