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The transition of a person from childhood to adulthood. The maturation of a person. When one becomes an adult.
by cpetkunas July 6, 2020
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by cpetkunas April 20, 2019
Get the Destroyed the bathroom mug.As in hair folical. One's head of hair has folicals in their scalp. When you lose hair folicals, you become bald. A person with this condition is folically challenged.
George Costanza from the show Seinfeld was folically challenged, also vertically challenged because he was short.
by cpetkunas March 30, 2024
Get the Folically challenged mug.When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
Get the Nut check mug.What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.
Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
Get the enjoy your career mug.Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
Get the Morning dump mug.The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
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