cpetkunas's definitions

Not hurting for pussy

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.

Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!

by cpetkunas June 14, 2019

Dumb as rocks

Referring to someone that has no intelligence. No common sense. Someone who is just dumb, as rocks have no intelligence.

Neil: Dude you gotta check out this new car I got!!
Bob: What kind of car did you get??
Neil: A black one, it's awesome.
Bob: (thinks to himself; "this dude is dumb as rocks.")

by cpetkunas June 30, 2020

Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

by cpetkunas May 26, 2019

Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.

Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.

I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.

by cpetkunas July 4, 2019

Are you sure

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

by cpetkunas June 19, 2019

Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019