cpetkunas's definitions

Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!

Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??

by cpetkunas February 21, 2019

Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

by cpetkunas May 26, 2019

Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.

I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.

by cpetkunas July 4, 2019

Are you sure

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

by cpetkunas June 19, 2019

Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.

Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Fill me in

Being informed about more details of something. Giving all the details. To brief or inform.

Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020