cpetkunas's definitions

Drop in the bucket

A negligible amount. Something that makes little difference. This is especially considering the amount of wealth a rich person has to the amount of spending they do seem to the average person unattainable.

That 40 million dollar home Bill Gates purchased is just a drop in the bucket since he is billionaire many times over.

by cpetkunas December 5, 2020

Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.

Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2022

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Want ads

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.

Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2023