cpetkunas's definitions

Wuhan chu flu

A rip off on words of FU MAN CHU but another parody name for corona virus, covid-19 disease originating from Wuhan China.

I fucking caught that Wuhan chu flu when I went to celebrate Chinese new year.

by cpetkunas June 24, 2020

Sure shot

In shooting a gun or anything for that matter, someone who reliably hits the target.

Bob is a master at billiards, he's a sure shot every time.

by cpetkunas August 12, 2020

Gym creep

A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.

Monica ew, there's that gym creep again that stares at my ass when I workout.

by cpetkunas March 1, 2019

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!

Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??

by cpetkunas February 21, 2019

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017

Morning dump

Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.

I destroyed the bathroom when I took my morning dump!

by cpetkunas May 26, 2019