Definitions by cpetkunas

Wuhan chu flu 

A rip off on words of FU MAN CHU but another parody name for corona virus, covid-19 disease originating from Wuhan China.

I fucking caught that Wuhan chu flu when I went to celebrate Chinese new year.

Wuhan chu flu by cpetkunas June 24, 2020

covidconflict 

Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...

Covidconflict broke out at the Walmart by two chicks because one was hoarding all the tampons.

covidconflict by cpetkunas May 10, 2020

For good measure 

In addition to something that has already been done.

I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.

For good measure by cpetkunas December 25, 2019

Janoscos 

Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)

(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!

Janoscos by cpetkunas July 15, 2019

Nothing to look at 

Referring to someone who is unattractive and has been beaten with an ugly stick.

Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!

Nothing to look at by cpetkunas July 12, 2019

Get squeaky 

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.

I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.

Get squeaky by cpetkunas July 4, 2019

Are you sure 

An annoying question asked usually by women to their significant other after they have been given an answer already to a preceding question.

Woman: Honey?
Man: Yes dear?
Woman: Did you take out the trash?
Man: Yes honey I did.
Woman: Are you sure?
Man: (grumbles to himself annoyed "fucking bitch, I just told her I did!")

Are you sure by cpetkunas June 19, 2019