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Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!
Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!
by cpetkunas August 16, 2021
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group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.
by cpetkunas July 23, 2017
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Pedestrians

Basically stupid people on foot.

1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??
by cpetkunas February 21, 2019
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Gym couple

Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!
Dude there's that gym couple again making out on the bench press!
by cpetkunas February 22, 2019
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Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.
That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!
by cpetkunas February 23, 2019
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Thank you so much

Overly used phrase when a simple "thank you" will suffice. It's improper grammar is popular over the proper grammar "thank you very much".
Thank you so much for not saying thank you so much to me.
by cpetkunas February 28, 2019
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Gym creep

A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.
Monica ew, there's that gym creep again that stares at my ass when I workout.
by cpetkunas March 1, 2019
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