cpetkunas's definitions

Stuck behind the asshole

Being stuck behind someone driving too slow. You stay behind them thinking that they are not gonna go exactly where you are going for long but they do. Then your frustration sets in being stuck behind the ASSHOLE!!!

I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.

by cpetkunas February 16, 2019

Nothing to look at

Referring to someone who is unattractive and has been beaten with an ugly stick.

Bertha's face is nothing to look at but she's got a killer body, for that I would hit it and quit it!

by cpetkunas July 12, 2019

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017

Coming of age

The transition of a person from childhood to adulthood. The maturation of a person. When one becomes an adult.

Little Karen is no longer little, she is coming of age.

by cpetkunas July 6, 2020

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

Gym weirdo

Someone you see every time you're at the gym doing weird shit.

1. Doing exercises that you don't know what the hell it's for or what it does for them.

2. Making strange and disruptive noises, dropping weights, loud grunting and slapping their feet running on the treadmill.
3. Wearing strange attire not fit for the gym. Hawaiian print shorts, MC Hammer style muscle pants (was ok for the 1980's). Dudes wearing tights( a la leggings). Wearing head to toe sweats with headband, hoodie and wrist bands.

Everytime I'm at the gym it never fails to see a gym weirdo doing strange shit.

by cpetkunas February 17, 2019

Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019