cpetkunas's definitions

Want ads

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.

Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!

by cpetkunas February 22, 2023

Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.

Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2022

Drop in the bucket

A negligible amount. Something that makes little difference. This is especially considering the amount of wealth a rich person has to the amount of spending they do seem to the average person unattainable.

That 40 million dollar home Bill Gates purchased is just a drop in the bucket since he is billionaire many times over.

by cpetkunas December 5, 2020

Thank you so much

Overly used phrase when a simple "thank you" will suffice. It's improper grammar is popular over the proper grammar "thank you very much".

Thank you so much for not saying thank you so much to me.

by cpetkunas February 28, 2019

Gym creep

A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.

Monica ew, there's that gym creep again that stares at my ass when I workout.

by cpetkunas March 1, 2019

Broken english

Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.

Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)

by cpetkunas May 21, 2023

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020