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Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.
I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.
by cpetkunas July 4, 2019
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Janoscos

Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
(in Italian accent) Hey Joey, did you see the janoscos on that babe?!
by cpetkunas July 15, 2019
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group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.
by cpetkunas July 23, 2017
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For good measure

In addition to something that has already been done.
I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.
by cpetkunas December 25, 2019
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have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
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Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.
Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
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Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.
I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!
by cpetkunas April 20, 2019
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