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Your typical couple at the gym together not necessarily fit or there to workout but show excessive amounts of PDA. They are also a gym hog, taking up time on the equipment while arm and arm kissing each other when you are waiting to use it. Just get a room guys or keep that shit at home!!
by cpetkunas February 22, 2019
Get the Gym couple mug.Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.
by cpetkunas July 5, 2020
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1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
1. Take their time in the crosswalk while cars are waiting to make a right turn, before you know it your light is red.
2. Not pressing the crosswalk button does not give enough time to cross so they're in the way when your light turns green.
3. Not using the crosswalk. Jaywalkers make the motorist stupid. They stop while the pedestrian is still on the curb and allow them to cross. Mean while you're approaching this vehicle from behind wondering why it's stopped and you hit your brakes!!
Those stupid pedestrians didn't press the crosswalk button, my light is green now, can I run them over??
by cpetkunas February 21, 2019
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(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
by cpetkunas July 15, 2019
Get the Janoscos mug.The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't
want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.
Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife
with your dick.
by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
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by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
Get the Gym douche mug.A woman with no backbone in a controlled relationship by a partner who uses and abuses her. The woman may try to leave the abusive relationship but has low self-esteem to do so. The abuser on the other hand will take advantage of this type of woman because they allow them to. The woman may want to leave but are afraid or accept the abuse.
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