cpetkunas's definitions

covidconflict

Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...

Covidconflict broke out at the Walmart by two chicks because one was hoarding all the tampons.

by cpetkunas May 10, 2020

Wuhan chu flu

A rip off on words of FU MAN CHU but another parody name for corona virus, covid-19 disease originating from Wuhan China.

I fucking caught that Wuhan chu flu when I went to celebrate Chinese new year.

by cpetkunas June 24, 2020

Dumb as rocks

Referring to someone that has no intelligence. No common sense. Someone who is just dumb, as rocks have no intelligence.

Neil: Dude you gotta check out this new car I got!!
Bob: What kind of car did you get??
Neil: A black one, it's awesome.
Bob: (thinks to himself; "this dude is dumb as rocks.")

by cpetkunas June 30, 2020

Fill me in

Being informed about more details of something. Giving all the details. To brief or inform.

Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.

Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Two wongs don't make a white

Dry stupid joke humor rip off of another saying two wrongs don't make a right. The joke is two Chinese people (the Wongs) if they had a child together, will not produce a white child.

This Asian comic told the stupidest joke, "two wongs don't make a white", and nobody laughed.

by cpetkunas July 5, 2020