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Stuck behind the asshole

Being stuck behind someone driving too slow. You stay behind them thinking that they are not gonna go exactly where you are going for long but they do. Then your frustration sets in being stuck behind the ASSHOLE!!!
I was driving home from work after a long week, I was making good time until I was stuck behind the asshole.
by cpetkunas February 16, 2019
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Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.
Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!
by cpetkunas July 1, 2020
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Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.
I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.
by cpetkunas July 4, 2019
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Work stink

Any kind of stink, body odor, sweat, dirt, grime accumulated on your body from a long hards day of work.
Dude, you look filthy and you smell like shit. Do everyone a favor and wash that work stink off.
by cpetkunas February 28, 2022
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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
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Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.
Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
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group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.
by cpetkunas July 23, 2017
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