42 definitions by cpetkunas
What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.
Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )
Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.
Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
by cpetkunas July 2, 2020
Karen: Becky, met this really hot guy at the bar last night.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.
Becky: Nice!! Fill me in.
Karen: He took me back to his place and showed me how big....
Becky: And???
Karen: .... his wallet was. I told him I didn't care how much money he makes, I just wanted to fuck his brains out.
Becky: Karen you slut! You're too easy hahaha.
by cpetkunas July 1, 2020
Italian slang for boobs, breasts, tits, knockers, tatas, headlights, funbags.
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
(pronounced- jan-os-cos)
by cpetkunas July 16, 2019
A guy that doesn't really go to the gym to workout but to stare at or chicks. He basically fucks them with his eyes. He uses the mirrors so it's not so obvious.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.
He also tries to make conversation and pick up on them when they're clearly not interested.
by cpetkunas March 2, 2019
Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
by cpetkunas July 22, 2017
Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...
by cpetkunas May 10, 2020