2 definitions by cowlippedblowjob

Bret

Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.

This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!

by cowlippedblowjob June 23, 2016

A person who has a problem with his own weight, and tends to be annoying by calling themselves "Big Mike" like it's a good thing.

"I'm fat albert" ... same situation. "I'm Big Mike"

by cowlippedblowjob June 23, 2016