cornholio's definitions

zhlub

A stupid fat slob. Yiddish?

That guy eating two pizzas at once is such a zhlub.

by Cornholio October 31, 2003

Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

hymie

A mildly pejorative term for Jews, made famous by Jesse Jackson

We're on our way to Kennedy Airport in Hymietown.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

high-rider

Passe term for the type that had ski-racks on their cars in the summertime, with a sticker that said "Think Snow."

That blond high-rider was a complete idiot.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

by cornholio October 16, 2003

faygele

Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.

The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

African-American

Latest politically correct term for a black, Negro, colored American with even a minuscule proportion of African descent

Jesse Jackson is losing his position as chief African-American spokesman to the flamboyant Al Sharpton

by cornholio October 4, 2003