cornholio's definitions

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

my ass

Term for your bitch.

Don't touch that bitch, that's my ass!

by Cornholio June 27, 2003

That Old Fish Smell

The pungent aroma of engorged pussy.

As soon as I went down on her, there was that lovely Old Fish Smell.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

rastafarian

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.

You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003