cornholio's definitions

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

oreo cookie

A white female who likes to get fucked in the ass and pussy by two black males at the same time.

I hear da bitch is an oreo cookie. She done got two dudes living with her now.

by Cornholio November 23, 2004

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

digitus impudicus

{The finger; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

by cornholio October 11, 2003

bicoastal

Someone, often a bobo or a limousine liberal, who haunts both coasts and ignores what's in between; see red states.

He was so bicoastal he'd never heard of Omaha except in ads for mail-order steak.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 27, 2003