verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

vigorish

Interest paid to a loan shark

There was so much vigorish on that loan that I knew my thumbs were headed for a breakup.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Windows XP

A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.

by Cornholio August 26, 2003

El Rushbo

Affectionate nickname for the brilliant and eccentric Rush Limbaugh.

El Rushbo didn't think much of Arnold, at first.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

shebang

#! perl junk

she bangs she bangs

by Cornholio October 18, 2003

toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

by cornholio October 13, 2003