cornholio's definitions

diddy wah diddy

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Venus butterfly

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by cornholio October 4, 2003

verklempt

Fake Yiddish for "overcome with emotion" -- from the "Linda Richman" skits on "Saturday Night Live"

I saw Sally Field with the Oscar. Oy, I was all verklempt.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

mall

(1) Traditionally, an outdoor walkway in a park, often lined with statuary.
(2) A secular cathedral of mercantilism.

I went to the mall to buy a belly shirt, and all I found was this Faberge egg.

by cornholio October 18, 2003

rastafarian

A sect, originally Jamaican, whose tenets include revering former Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie, one of whose titles was "Ras Tafari." Also rasta or rastaman.

Many reggae singers are rastafarians.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

dinge

Mildly pejorative term for an African-American

I was walking along and aksed, "Do you know that dinge over there?"

by Cornholio September 29, 2003