cornholio's definitions

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

toe

Ghetto

To get there, you have to drive through the toe.

by Cornholio January 2, 2007

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

chopcock

A Jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision.

He was just another chopcock on his way to Harvard.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Silicone City

Newport Beach, California. See bolt-ons.

Just another surgical veteran from Silicone City.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

horse pukky

horse shit; chevaline doo-doo; arrant nonsense

Paul Krugman's book is a buncha horse pukky, if ya ask me!

by cornholio October 13, 2003

bodice ripper

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male

I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers

by Cornholio September 25, 2003