cornholio's definitions

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings

Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

shebang

#! perl junk

she bangs she bangs

by Cornholio October 18, 2003

Aztec two-step

The runs, diarrhea

Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

upper

Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites

We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night

by cornholio October 16, 2003

dozens

A verbal duel involving insults to the players' mothers. See sounding.

"Yo mama wears combat boots." It wasn't serious. Ever heard of 'the dozens'?

by cornholio October 18, 2003

son-of-a-bitch

(1) A mean, nasty, disreputable person; literally son of a female dog, or by analogy a whore; thus, presumably a bastard; also (2) an intensifier

(1) That son-of-a-bitch of a gym teacher made me do 25 pushups and called me a sissy; (2) We got out of the car it started raining like a son-of-a-bitch

by cornholio October 11, 2003

maricon

Passive or "bottom" homosexual. Fr. Spanish.

Yo no soy mari . . . soy capitan, soy capitan

by cornholio October 14, 2003