cornholio's definitions

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

get it up

Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task.

He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an Annie Sprinkle marathon.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003

axolotl

A type of salamander found in lakes near Mexico City and bred at Indiana University among other places to study their ability to regenerate lost limbs. From the Nahuatl, meaning "water dog."

"See ya later, alligator."
"I'm hittin' the bottle, axolotl."

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

cancer tube

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003