cornholio's definitions

no-nuts

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

African-American

Latest politically correct term for a black, Negro, colored American with even a minuscule proportion of African descent

Jesse Jackson is losing his position as chief African-American spokesman to the flamboyant Al Sharpton

by cornholio October 4, 2003

kvetch

Piss and moan; whine; from the Yiddish; a person who habitually kvetches (usually used for females)

I got tired of her kvetching about my driving, so I opened the car door and pushed her out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

made guy

Official member of the American Mafia, which of course does not exist except in movies

It ain't wise to insult him; he's a "made guy."

by cornholio October 4, 2003

sleazopoid

Sleazoid, only more or less so.

Down at the Savon, Chuckie was reading Hustler and cackling. What a sleazopoid!

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

shinola

A brand of shoe polish once popular among GIs. See shit from shinola.

Shinola? I don't know shit from it!

by Cornholio November 4, 2003