cornholio's definitions

capeesh?

Do you understand? From the Italian

I'm the boss here, asshole. Capeesh?

by cornholio October 4, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

puppy

(1) A thing.
(2) A person.

(1) I wouldn't mess with that puppy; it's breakable.
(2) Tom Delay is one sick puppy.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

sleazoid

Slightly tacky, obscene, or gross. From sleazy, originally referring to cheap Silesian fabrics from what is now Poland.

That Dennis is a sleazoid little freak.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

oreo cookie

A white female who likes to get fucked in the ass and pussy by two black males at the same time.

I hear da bitch is an oreo cookie. She done got two dudes living with her now.

by Cornholio November 23, 2004

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

syph

Syphilis

He came back from Tangier with a bad case a da syph.

by Cornholio October 22, 2003