Another term for defecation or shitting, but meant to sound more pleasant, almost in a fun and silly kind of way, so that, when you're telling someone that you need to defecate or shit, it doesn't sound like such a gross-out.
Guy: 'Hey, babe, what's up, no toilet paper again??? I've got to poop-out right NOW!!'
Girl: 'It's ok, honey, just use the paper towels roll, but please don't clog the bowl'
Guy: 'You know I will, babe, gettin' ready to poop-out a horse-dick turd and all'
Girl: 'Ok, but I'm not cleaning your shit-mess off the floor this time, for realz!'
Guy: 'The hell you aren't!!! Better clean it or no sex tonight!'
Girl: 'It's ok, honey, just use the paper towels roll, but please don't clog the bowl'
Guy: 'You know I will, babe, gettin' ready to poop-out a horse-dick turd and all'
Girl: 'Ok, but I'm not cleaning your shit-mess off the floor this time, for realz!'
Guy: 'The hell you aren't!!! Better clean it or no sex tonight!'
by coozehound72 September 04, 2010
Get the poop-outmug. A term for what's found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the shit and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.
Girl: 'Babe, is this your shit-mess on the bathroom floor again?'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'
by coozehound72 September 04, 2010
Get the shit-messmug. A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.
Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Get the slippery-titsmug. Derogatory slang-term usually used by men whilst drinking in bars, but could be used in any conversation between men or dyke lesbians, referencing a trashy-looking, low-rent sort of woman with blonde hair. Possibly more used in the South than other parts of the U.S.
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Get the blond-homug. The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.
Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Get the jizz-spatmug. A Mexican-Spanish slang term used mostly in the Yucatan Peninsula that references a woman's vagina, but also used around the U.S. and any other place in the world where Mexicans from the Yucatan reside. Term often found in states of Merida, Quintana Roo, Yucatan, Campeche, and sometimes, Chiapas or even Oaxaca.
In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
In that part of Mexico, a long cylindrical cheese that's folded over itself resembles a woman's vagina in some respects, hence the usage of the word queso in reference to a woman's pussy, so to speak.
Amigo #1: 'Mirate, cabron, el queso abajo! El pinche camel-toe, tu vees?'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'
Translation in english:
Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
Amigo #2: 'Jajajaja, si, lo veo y me gusta tambien. Vamonos para una mordida!'
Amigo #1: 'Por supuesto, quiero un probar de queso, hermano, pero estoy primero en la linea!'
Amigo #2: 'Pura mierda, buey, adelante!'
Translation in english:
Buddy #1: 'Look at that, dude, the pussy on that chick downstairs, fuckin' camel-toe, see it?'
Buddy #2: 'Hahhaha, yeah, I see it, and I like it too! Let's got have a bite!'
Buddy #1: 'Why of course, I'll sample some cheese, but I'm first in line!'
Buddy #2: 'Bull-shit, dude, let's go for it!'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
Get the quesomug. A small portion of cocaine. Usually offered on a key or a pen cap lid that has a long lip, or any other instrument that can hold aforementioned portion of cocaine. Can also be used in reference to methampthetamine, though more often with cocaine. Also referred to, when using a key as a key-bump. Most often, a bump is something requested and passed between friends at bars or cantinas, and then done in a restroom stall after the go-ahead is ok'd.
Partier #1: 'Yo, man, you got another bump from that 20 bag for me? I'll buy you a beer or something later.
Partier #2: 'It's the last time, asshole, you told me you'd buy me a beer for the last bump, dick.'
Partier #1: 'Hurry up and give me one, fuck-tard, before someone walks into the fuckin' bathroom. Shitty coke anyways, dick!
Partier #2: 'It's the last time, asshole, you told me you'd buy me a beer for the last bump, dick.'
Partier #1: 'Hurry up and give me one, fuck-tard, before someone walks into the fuckin' bathroom. Shitty coke anyways, dick!
by coozehound72 August 18, 2010
Get the bumpmug.