connorsji's definitions
a burp that smells like shit
"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"
by connorsji January 16, 2009
Get the shurpmug. An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010
Get the iGodmug. Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010
Get the spookermug. by connorsji May 1, 2009
Get the boycottmug. Nic: "Dude, it's like 100 degrees out here!"
Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."
Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."
Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
Phil: "Yeah, i totally have a boesker."
Nic: "Me too. I've had to shake my leg like ten times to try to get rid of it."
Phil: "I think I need a spatula."
by connorsji May 1, 2009
Get the boeskermug. by connorsji May 8, 2008
Get the penile loogiemug. 