5 definitions by coleel
When someone crashes your zoom call and shows dick pics, acts stupid, or plays porn until your teacher kicks them out.
Alternatively known as the highlight of your entire week.
Alternatively known as the highlight of your entire week.
Hey, let's go photobomb Kya's and her friends' pictures.
No, we're social distancing now. You can't even see people outside taking photos. She has English third period though, you could zoombomb her class.
Great idea, I'll show them all my dick pic.
Yeah man, you'll definitely get her with that.
No, we're social distancing now. You can't even see people outside taking photos. She has English third period though, you could zoombomb her class.
Great idea, I'll show them all my dick pic.
Yeah man, you'll definitely get her with that.
by coleel May 22, 2020
A Canadian public holiday, also called Victoria day. It is known for a weekend where Canadian private school kids head to montreal to get shitfaced at clubs and hit on by creepy old men.
A definition of privilege and entitlement but most gladly own it.
A definition of privilege and entitlement but most gladly own it.
Person 1: Hey, I'm so excited for may two-four. I've never been to Montreal.
Person 2: Hold up, you're like 14. This is for grade twelves only.
Person 1: It's okay, I'll just slip them a few twenties. Plus, I'm hot so it'll all be fine. *flips hair*
Person 2: Hold up, you're like 14. This is for grade twelves only.
Person 1: It's okay, I'll just slip them a few twenties. Plus, I'm hot so it'll all be fine. *flips hair*
by coleel May 17, 2020
Although technically the people from the Canadian province of Quebec, they are mostly known for turning their noses up at you if you speak to them in English. But as soon as they hear your shitty French accent, you end up talking in English anyways.
There really is no point in any of this, especially when the Quebecois are treated the same way by the actual French people.
There really is no point in any of this, especially when the Quebecois are treated the same way by the actual French people.
A conversation between you and a quebecois:
You: Um, where is the bus stop?
Thèm: Pardon? Parlez-vous français?
You: Uh, je chercher le bus arrêt?
Thèm: (in perfect English) Around the corner
You: Um, where is the bus stop?
Thèm: Pardon? Parlez-vous français?
You: Uh, je chercher le bus arrêt?
Thèm: (in perfect English) Around the corner
by coleel May 22, 2020
The character cow (niú) in Chinese is used as a slang word for "You're the man!" or "You're great!"
If you add an X at the end of it, it means you have a deluded sense of self-confidence and no one appreciates it.
If you add an X at the end of it, it means you have a deluded sense of self-confidence and no one appreciates it.
by coleel May 22, 2020
A useless (***not for profit after everyone gets paid 19 times above minimum wage) organization that will never reply to your emails or calls. They will avoid responding to your questions by sending you generic BS emails and never solve your problems until you just decide to drop it and slowly sink further into a ball of suffering. Their pandemic response consists of trying to figure out how to make 90$ per AP exam x a million of students without doing any actual work and sacrificing our rights to online privacy by filming students for proctor's spank banks. In addition to AP exams, they decided to leech more money out of good middle class families that only want their children to succeed by basically creating the same thing under a different name : SAT Subject Tests.
Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.
Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.
by coleel April 30, 2020