6 definitions by cole_stevens69

hello-o

Spanish for hello this was first used by dr.bob kelso from scrubs

girl:hola
me an intellectual:hello-o

by cole_stevens69 November 1, 2021

teacher

a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below

*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

kill all men

kill all men is a hashtag created by lowlife asshole girls when there crush from 16 years ago rejected them so they now they just amuse that all men are bad because they only have one brain cell so they can't realize that every person has a different personality sadly they don't gain any brain cells in doing this by realizing how dumb this is they instead make other people lose brain cells by consonantly posting about their idiotic belief on social media most of the time on the app tiktok. but let's just see what would happen if all men died ready 1.2.3 the whole human population would end because humans could not reproduce thats it and don't even get me started on the bone mare o shit because those babies only last 3 days and they look like baraka from mortal kombat in conclusion fuck kill all men girls

rando girl with 0 brain cells:kill all men

people with a brain: stop it go outside a get a life

by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021

history class

History class is probably the only class in school I like but let's be honest 9 times out of 10 we use this class as a bed because all we do in it is sleep but like I said it is interesting but once the lights in the class go off so does people's interest in the the subject.

me:I like history class but i'm gonna sleep
random: yeah same

by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021

tiktok

this app is just a gen z version of the civil war one side of it is good with gaming videos, memes commentary, etc. but then there is cancerous side of the app which has such atrocities as gacha kids, fortnite kids, charli fanpages, charli herself, rich kids, dancing videos, kill all men, and other shit. regardless I have wasted countless hours maybe days of my life on this app because it's really addicting similar to drugs. but anyways because I need more followers please follow me on tiktok my username is cole_stevens69

Henry: so billy what side of tiktok are you on good or cancerous side
billy: the "good side"

Henry: oh really let me see your for you page.
Henry: *then sees the most cancerous video to ever exist*
Henry:billy I was about to say sorry I have to tell you this but after what I just saw I don't even feel sorry for you anymore but me and your mother are disowning you pack your bags and get ready to go to the orphanage.

by cole_stevens69 May 20, 2021

history teacher

The history teacher is always most likely the most coolest teacher to ever exist they always are chill on homework by not giving much or any at all they not only giving little to no work they also understand the problems of modern day such as Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you get in class last but not least they teach probably the only subject anyone gives a shit about.

people who aren't in history class: my math teacher is making me have homework over the weekend

people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021