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actual conversation featuring rather large amount of ownage on facebook group 'i hate waiting for the bus'
Person one: Not actually a fan just thought i'd say if you're tired of wating for the bus GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK YOU LAZY PEOPLE. The economy is a temporary problem in our country but obesity was around before during and i'm pretty sure it'll be there after so start getting exercise in and stop taking the bus.
person two: lol person one :) you're funny man =D
group admin:Thats funny? yeah u walk and get to ur destination on time u idiot. get urself out of this group u ignorant little shit.
person one: i reckon you can get anywhere on time if you leave early enough perhaps you should be more organised in your outings. plus sometimes waiting for the bus makes you late and you would've been better off walking which surely defeats the point of the bus. when i said what i said i was joking around when you called me an idiot and an 'ignorant little shit' that's rather a personal thing to say. also leave person two alone what he finds funny is his opinion and i think you'll find he's entitled to it! final point i wouldn't have joined this group if it was actually possible to leave a comment without doing so, so maybe do something about that before having a go at me in such a deliberately personal and aggressive way. if you have anything valid to say back say it if not i think it'll be your turn to take on the role of the 'ignorant little shit'
person one: (later that day) your silence speaks for itself
person three: well done person one... that made me crack
person two: lol person one, you're a bit random.
person four: haha nicely said
Person one: Not actually a fan just thought i'd say if you're tired of wating for the bus GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK YOU LAZY PEOPLE. The economy is a temporary problem in our country but obesity was around before during and i'm pretty sure it'll be there after so start getting exercise in and stop taking the bus.
person two: lol person one :) you're funny man =D
group admin:Thats funny? yeah u walk and get to ur destination on time u idiot. get urself out of this group u ignorant little shit.
person one: i reckon you can get anywhere on time if you leave early enough perhaps you should be more organised in your outings. plus sometimes waiting for the bus makes you late and you would've been better off walking which surely defeats the point of the bus. when i said what i said i was joking around when you called me an idiot and an 'ignorant little shit' that's rather a personal thing to say. also leave person two alone what he finds funny is his opinion and i think you'll find he's entitled to it! final point i wouldn't have joined this group if it was actually possible to leave a comment without doing so, so maybe do something about that before having a go at me in such a deliberately personal and aggressive way. if you have anything valid to say back say it if not i think it'll be your turn to take on the role of the 'ignorant little shit'
person one: (later that day) your silence speaks for itself
person three: well done person one... that made me crack
person two: lol person one, you're a bit random.
person four: haha nicely said
by coit105 June 22, 2009
Get the ownagemug. Gun spamming is a phrase that originated in the early 2000's as the game first person shooter action genre really came alive with such titles as Timesplitters, Halo and Call of duty: big red one and the revolution of email and therefore easier internet spamming. It describes the act of being shot at repeatedly with the same gun until being killed or vice versa at an opponent. AI spamming is similar. It is when a group of Artificial Intelligence simulated enemy's, also known as bots or computer controlled characters, crowds a player making it impossible for him to move and killing him via melee or firing repeatedly depleting his health until dead. This situation often occurs with zombies. Another describes a similar situation where a group of enemy's converse in one spot trying to kill each other and a player seizes the opportunity and gun spam's them until dead raising his score significantly. None of these terms are used in modern day shooters due to technology evolving and as such spam is not used as much. Modern day shooters also have no or small health bars due to the increase in realism. These increases also mean that a quick 3 shot burst is all people can fire without recoil ruining aim completely and developers, taking this into account, have chosen to make this all that's needed most of the time to down a foe.
Person 1: Dude I totally rocked Timesplitters 2 on this frantic elimination match last night. It was a videogame spam fest man! I was down about 15 lives because I kept getting spammed with the soviet rifle and AI kept spamming me down tight corridors. So I stayed in open areas until they started spamming each other like crazy and I was blowing 'em down 2 at a time! No joke!
Person 2: DUDE SWEET!
Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?
Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?
Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?
Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.
Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.
Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
Person 2: DUDE SWEET!
Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?
Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?
Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?
Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.
Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.
Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
by coit105 September 9, 2010
Get the Videogame spammug. The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
by coit105 May 8, 2010
Get the Eye shadow bruisemug. An upper class white person who status signals to other white people by looking down upon people of colour.
Reginald is a remarkable honkey - he never misses an occasion to showcase his collection of skulls of various races at dinner parties.
by coit105 April 25, 2019
Get the Honkeymug. Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
by coit105 May 8, 2010
Get the Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndromemug. The word boxers has 3 definitions.
1. A plural to the term boxer; a participant in the sport of boxing.
2. An alternative form of underwear to Y-fronts and/or briefs to which the third definition may also apply.
3. An adjective for a heterosexual girl or homosexual man, more commonly for the former, who has loose sexual inhibitions (commonly known as a slut). To refer to someone as 'boxers' is to imply they spend all their time either around the genital area of a man, or getting wet rolling around (or more likely rubbing up) alongside others like them. It is thought that this term was first used in this manner in a banterous pub conversation between a group of friends featuring such a woman.
1. A plural to the term boxer; a participant in the sport of boxing.
2. An alternative form of underwear to Y-fronts and/or briefs to which the third definition may also apply.
3. An adjective for a heterosexual girl or homosexual man, more commonly for the former, who has loose sexual inhibitions (commonly known as a slut). To refer to someone as 'boxers' is to imply they spend all their time either around the genital area of a man, or getting wet rolling around (or more likely rubbing up) alongside others like them. It is thought that this term was first used in this manner in a banterous pub conversation between a group of friends featuring such a woman.
1.
person 1: shit man that dude looks fucked
person 2: I'd keep your voice down I hear him and his mates are ex boxers you don't want to get into trouble with them
2.
person 1: *upon walking into bedroom having just showered* shit man mum's washed twice the number of socks this week but I've yet to see a single pair of clean boxers from her...
person 2: well dude if you're really desperate I have some to spare in my overnight bag
person 1: I think I'll go without thanks actually dude no offence but I've heard some rumours about you floating around school I won't say what but I just don't want to take the risk of getting crabs
3.
person 1: dude did you hear what person 3 got up to last night?
person 2: no dude what?
person 1: well I heard she was grinding up against this random girl and then spent the night doing weird shit with like 4 or 5 guys...
person 2: dude I'm not surprised that girl is boxers
person 1: shit man that dude looks fucked
person 2: I'd keep your voice down I hear him and his mates are ex boxers you don't want to get into trouble with them
2.
person 1: *upon walking into bedroom having just showered* shit man mum's washed twice the number of socks this week but I've yet to see a single pair of clean boxers from her...
person 2: well dude if you're really desperate I have some to spare in my overnight bag
person 1: I think I'll go without thanks actually dude no offence but I've heard some rumours about you floating around school I won't say what but I just don't want to take the risk of getting crabs
3.
person 1: dude did you hear what person 3 got up to last night?
person 2: no dude what?
person 1: well I heard she was grinding up against this random girl and then spent the night doing weird shit with like 4 or 5 guys...
person 2: dude I'm not surprised that girl is boxers
by coit105 May 17, 2010
Get the boxersmug. (Verb)
Flytipping is a drunken activity that male humans wearing jeans participate in when the party atmosphere reaches the slow decline that happens after it peaks where one or more people have passed out and the rest are substantially drunk. Said males who are especially drunk and most likely randy will proceed to open and 'empty' the 'contents' of their zipfly onto the face of a person lying passed out on the floor. The lower orders also tend to call it dickslapping. This activity rarely turns sexual and in fact can be seen as rather irritating especially for those victims who are unlucky enough to be attacked by one who has recently been to pee and not wiped themselves clean. Most likely to occur when party is at said atmospheric condition and a game of spin the bottle is occuring.
Flytipping is a drunken activity that male humans wearing jeans participate in when the party atmosphere reaches the slow decline that happens after it peaks where one or more people have passed out and the rest are substantially drunk. Said males who are especially drunk and most likely randy will proceed to open and 'empty' the 'contents' of their zipfly onto the face of a person lying passed out on the floor. The lower orders also tend to call it dickslapping. This activity rarely turns sexual and in fact can be seen as rather irritating especially for those victims who are unlucky enough to be attacked by one who has recently been to pee and not wiped themselves clean. Most likely to occur when party is at said atmospheric condition and a game of spin the bottle is occuring.
Person 1: Dude what smells of pi..? OH MAN DID SOME FUCKER GO FLYTIPPING LAST NIGHT?
Person 2: Fuck I don't know I just remember being fucked off my head and randy as fuck
Person 2: Fuck I don't know I just remember being fucked off my head and randy as fuck
by coit105 September 9, 2010
Get the Flytippingmug.