coinroller's definitions

stone

Another word for testicle.

Courtesy B.C

B.C; how 'bout you suck my left stone..right buk chow now.

by coinroller May 3, 2008

sesh

Abbreviation for session.

Wagging sesh.
Training sesh.
Make-out sesh.

by coinroller May 12, 2008

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

by coinroller December 29, 2007

tek

A suffix added to the end of words to make them muzza.

Any word can have tek added to the end of it
Muztek.
jaytek.
runtek.
fazztek.
computertek.
schooltek
fagtek.
monkeytek.

by coinroller May 8, 2008

freckle dick

Someone who has a large amount of freckles and red hair who people assume to have a penis covered in freckles.

person a:"hey freckle dick, come over here"
freckle dick: "i dont have freckles on my dick!!"

by coinroller June 13, 2007

shitathalon

An event in which someone or thing takes a shit which lasts for so long
that it should be placed in the guiness book of records. Fortunately, this
event is rare and an extremety. A typical shitathalon lasts for upto 2
and a half hours and expelling over a kg (2.2 lbs) of shit. Health experts
recommend that prior to an expected shitathalon, one should ensure
that there is adaquete ventilaton in the shitting facillity as one may suffer
extreme headaches and or nausea due to the shithouse smell. Post shitathalon,
you may expect to feel like you've lost 10 kg in 2 hours.

Basically a really long shitting experience

person 1: wheres person 3, he said he had to go to the toilet an hour ago, whered he go?
person 2:i think he may of gone on a shitathalon

by coinroller May 22, 2007